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DustbowlCraft Minecraft Server

Challenging, Communication, Community, competitive, Dustbowl, DustbowlCraft, FAGGOT, First Person Shooter, frustrating, Fun, Gaming, gaming culture, insufferable, Minecraft, multiplayer, not LE GOOD, ONLINE, Server, strategy, team-based, teamwork, toxic behavior, video game

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Dustbowl? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind (and maybe your house)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises!

Our server is so epic, even this insufferable faggot can’t resist joining in on the fun. From building giant statues of bacon to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity. Trust us, it’s totally worth it!

ExcitedVSPO in Minecraft SMP

business development, Business growth, company expansion, company growth, Excited, ExcitedVSPO, Expansion, expansion announcement, expansion excitement, expansion goals, expansion news, expansion plans, expansion progress, expansion strategy, expansion success, future plans, growth, increased reach, Market expansion, Minecraft, new opportunities, smp, VSPO EN

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Potions Brewed:	169	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? VSPO EN is expanding and we need YOU to come join in on the fun! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they are ruthless PvP champions.

– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every night. The DJ is a zombie villager who really knows how to drop the beat.

– Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on VSPO EN.

– Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join VSPO EN now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

MineLifeChanger SMP

Consistency, daily habits, discipline, goal-setting, habit building techniques, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, Life Changes, mindfulness, mindset shift, MineLifeChanger, motivation, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, smp, success habits, transformation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken parade. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens wearing top hats and monocles strutting their stuff like they own the place. And guess what? You get to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our SMP is home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players must fight off hordes of evil tacos trying to take over the server. It’s a battle like no other, but the rewards are totally worth it – trust us.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a gang of evil pandas? Or build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, your daily habit of logging on will never be the same again!

BlockBroCode

Behavior, BlockBroCode, Chivalry, code of conduct, Communication, dress code, Etiquette, Expectations, Gender Roles, Gentleman, Grooming, Manners, Masculinity, Men, relationships, Respect, social norms, society, Traditions, unwritten guidelines, unwritten rules

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the manliest men out there! Join us if you want to learn the unwritten rules for men, like never wearing pink armor or always having a diamond sword by your side. Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of testosterone-fueled adventures!

CreeperCarnage: Oct7Memorial

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own memorial for all da forgotten holidays like October 7 victims day!!! UN may ignore dem but we won’t!!! come build a giant pumpkin or spooky ghost to honor dem in style!!! also, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a treasure chest full of diamonds cuz why not lol!!! join now and show da world dat u care bout da obscure holidays too!!!

BabyCraze Minecraft Server

anxiety, BabyCraze, balancing priorities, biological clock, career, Decade, Decision making, Expectations, Family Planning, fertility, freaking out, Future, Minecraft, Motherhood, Mr. Goldstein, PRESSURE, Server, societal norms, society, stress, wanting to have children, Women, Working

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Tired of slaving away for Mr. Goldstein in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the daily grind and embark on epic adventures!

Forget about spreadsheets and deadlines, on our server, you’ll be fighting dragons, building castles, and taming unicorns (yes, unicorns are totally a thing in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Join us and leave Mr. Goldstein in the dust as you become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, feared by all and revered by many. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Mr. Goldstein could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only boss you have to answer to is yourself (and maybe the occasional creeper).

MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – Buy Monke Now and Get Free Sino Cuisine!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

LingoLounge Minecraft Server

Communication, Coworkers, cultural diversity, Diversity, foreign language, inclusion, Language, language barriers, language preference, LingoLounge, Midwest, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Multiculturalism, pet, Respect, Server, Social Interaction, Southeast Asia, staff lounge, vet, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can speak any language you want without getting interrupted by nosy coworkers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your sister to chat in your native tongue about all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for a pet-friendly experience unlike any other! Our virtual vet clinic is always open for your pixelated pets in case they get sick from too much creeper explosions. Rest assured, your furry friends will be back on their feet in no time!

And don’t worry about anyone telling you to speak English only. On our server, you can communicate in any language you please, whether it’s Pig Latin or even Simlish. Let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the language barriers crumble as you embark on epic adventures with your sister by your side. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds! It’s a language-agnostic paradise waiting for you to explore.

ParentCraft: No BS Zone

CHANGE, Confrontation, dessert, Fancy, fancy restaurants, garlic bread, hot towels, misunderstanding, palate cleaning, ParentCraft, parents, pasta night, Restaurant, sides, snobby, steak house, Texas Roadhouse, Thanksgiving, VIBE, Whole Foods, wine sampling, Zone

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the world’s best virtual garlic bread and desserts! If your parents ever give you a hard time about ordering food from a restaurant instead of making it yourself, then this is the place for you. Our virtual steakhouse offers sides that you can order separately without any judgment from anyone’s dad who thinks Texas Roadhouse is fancy.

Join us and experience a world where hot towels and palate cleansing between courses are the norm, and wine sampling is a daily occurrence. Confront your parents about their lies and snobby behavior in our virtual world, where you can call them out without them storming off to a hotel.

Don’t let your parents ruin your dinner plans ever again – join our Minecraft server and indulge in the most outrageous dining experiences you can imagine!

JobPainsMC SMP

favoritism, ineffective communication, job dissatisfaction, JobPainsMC, lack of autonomy, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of training, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, poor work-life balance, smp, toxic work environment, unrealistic expectations, workplace stress

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ores Mined:	9310
Dragon Eggs Found:	7597	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magic Items Found:	4140
Dimension Hops:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Tired of slaving away in the mines for measly diamonds? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to have fun! No more boring tasks or deadlines, just endless adventures and shenanigans with a crazy community of players. Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that)! Join now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!