Game TIME! Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Game Start Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3692	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Votes:	4867	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Playful Pixels Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	8401	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed excitement into your gaming life!

Join us on our server, where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on flying unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the cha-cha slide. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare sighting of a diamond-encrusted llama riding a rollercoaster!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie!

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crops Grown:	2487
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

CraftyFooty, Entertainment, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game TIME!, goal-scoring, Injuries, Minecraft, peak entertainment, player behavior, player performance, popular sport, scoring, Server, Soccer, soccer fans, Spectator sport, sports, Sports Culture, sports fans, Sportsmanship, team sports

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crops Grown:	7433

Join our Minecraft server and experience the peak of entertainment! Our players are so dedicated that they will pretend to be injured for hours just to score a goal. It’s like watching a soccer match, but with blocky characters and explosive creepers. You’ll be shouting “OH MY SCIENCE” and “DID YOU SEE THAT??” as you witness the epic battles and hilarious antics unfold. So come join us and see why this server is super popular – just be prepared for some outrageous gameplay!

CubCraft Minecraft Server

1:20pm CST, 2:20pm EST, baseball, Central Division, Chicago, Chicago Cubs, Cincinnati, Cincinnati Reds, CubCraft, discussion, EXCITEMENT, first pitch, Game, Game TIME!, GAMETHREAD, Live, Minecraft, MLB, Rivalry, Server, sports, watch party, Wrigley Field

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there!

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a talking llama who offers you a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a giant talking potato who gives out quests for you to complete.

So what are you waiting for? Get in here and join the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! First pitch is at 1:20pm CST / 2:20pm EST, don’t miss out on the madness!

Spread This Message Far And Wide Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	962296	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can summon giant chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his moves are as deadly as his chicken minions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Island, where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against hordes of evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, wacky, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this zany world. Spread this message far and wide and support it – you won’t regret it!

Invest In Meta Zoo Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also have the chance to invest in the hottest new cryptocurrency, Metazoo. Rumor has it that if you mine enough Metazoo coins in-game, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when life gives you creepers, make creeper-ade!

HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, discretion, drug use, Explanation, exposure, family, HomeBoundMC, in-laws, Lifestyle, Marijuana, Minecraft, parenting, Preferences, Server, sibling, sleepover, VALUES

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

StepSonSnubbedBDay

baby momma, birthday activities, birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Chaos, Controlling, Court, family time, high conflict, invasion of privacy, iPhone, location tracking, previous marriage, privacy, privacy concerns, step-parenting, step-son, StepSonSnubbedBDay, Threats, Tracking

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

TrendyCraftRevival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

Australian study, blocks, DOCTORS, elite sport, equal pay, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparity, gender inequality, Harassment, healthcare professionals, La Trobe University, ladies, pay gap, physiotherapists, pixels, professional sport, sports industry, Women, Women in sports, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment, workplace inequality

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Divine Spears Created:	15
Enchantments Applied:	283	Dragons Tamed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4419	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Black-powder firearms, Cannons, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, coin economy, Conflict system, Conquer, Create, Darius, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Routine Events, silly, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wilds, wine and cheese

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	3067	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Towns Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crops Grown:	3725
Void Gems Collected:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3354	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!