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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4096 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5563 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 93 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and hosts weekly knitting circles in the End dimension.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie villagers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of adorable baby wolves wearing top hats.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold. It’s that kind of server.
