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Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	60793	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Items Found:	7848	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2058	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Millie. Poor Millie thought she could survive on her own in the wilderness, but oh boy was she wrong. She built a house made entirely out of dirt and thought she was safe. But then, a pack of creepers decided to have a dance party right outside her front door and blew up her entire house! Millie was left with nothing but a stack of dirt and a broken heart. So, if you want to avoid the same fate as Millie, join our SMP where we promise to protect you from the creepers and provide endless laughs and adventures. Plus, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. So what are you waiting for? Tough luck Millie, but you don’t have to suffer like she did. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

abortions guaranteed, America, American women, Babes, blocky, Chained, city of love, France, free French sex, good lovin, hot Frenchmen, land of the free, land of the unfree, Minecraft, no commitment, oppressed women, Respecting, Server, sex is free, WOMB, women of the world, women’s wrongs, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	245	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of being oppressed and restricted in the land of the un-free? Well, come on down to the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed, where women’s rights and women’s wrongs are not only allowed but celebrated! In this server, you can experience the freedom to be yourself and explore your wildest desires without judgment.

Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!

””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

bad, Bravery, controversy, criticism, Defense, discrimination, Ethics, fighting for the survival, He did nothing wrong, heroism, injustice, judgment, loyalty, Minecraft, morality, persecution, perspective, Righteousness, smp, society, VALUES, wrong, your people

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas who are also expert builders. They will help you create the most mind-blowing structures you’ve ever seen.

2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Need a break from mining? Head over to our virtual reality section where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs at creepers. It’s like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

4. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient Endermen who have a passion for organizing epic treasure hunts? You never know what kind of loot you’ll find!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP

agriculture invention, ancient history, Civilization, civilization birth, future is female, gaia, great deluges, History, Human, human evolution, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, Lilith, matriarchal society, men in civilization, Minecraft, Mother Earth worship, Mother Goddess, neolithic revolution, patriarchal society, primordial, skyfather, smp, societal transition, spiritual traditions

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	953269	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question the very fabric of human history? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the great betrayal of humanity by the mother goddess through epic deluges and wild animal taming.

Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?

Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?

Snowflake Society Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	8140
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the real whitepill from this election! Forget about politics, let’s talk about why you should join us in this blocky world of fun.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have insane stories that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake with excitement.

Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!

Danmachi Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	578	Love Letters Sent:	6
Buildings Constructed:	37	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Star Shards Collected:	235	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Freya Cranel for a wild ride filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking llamas.

Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful blocks in all of Minecraft – including diamond-encrusted obsidian and glow-in-the-dark emerald ore. But be warned, these blocks are guarded by a mischievous group of flying pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try your hand at our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself makes an appearance every Tuesday for a game of chess.

But the real reason to join Freya Cranel? Our weekly costume parties where players can dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete in dance-offs judged by none other than Notch himself. Plus, every new player receives a complimentary pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and serenade you with show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Freya Cranel for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re a sneaky bunch!

Windows Server Needful Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Items Found:	4951	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a surprise for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where unexpected appearances are the norm! Just like how Windows Server 2025 unexpectedly upgraded itself, you never know what crazy upgrades and surprises await you on our server!

Imagine logging on one day to find that your entire base has been transformed into a futuristic wonderland, complete with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

And don’t worry about rolling back to a previous version, because once you join our SMP, there’s no going back! Embrace the chaos and see just how effective your Minecraft skills really are.

So come join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing Enderman!

MetaBox – Shop for Blocks Minecraft server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	879
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Looking for a quality store for blocks? Then you should go to MetaBox ✨!

What do we offer?

→ More than 15 detailed locations ✨→ Unique items ✨

→ Responsive support on the Discord server ✨

→ Lots of cool mechanics ✨

→ Cash payments to some top places at the end of the wipe ✨

→ Support for versions 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨

If you wish, you can:

→ Buy yourself a set and go PvP between other players ✨

→ Loot mystical chests every 30 minutes ✨

→ Or just develop calmly ✨

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