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Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7690
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Crops Grown:	3394
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

EmbraceTheCringe – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, EmbraceTheCringe, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, shame, smp, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being unapologetically weird is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Have you ever been shamed for your love of building giant statues of llamas or creating a house entirely made out of cake? Well, here, we celebrate your unique quirks and embrace the madness.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. From epic battles with flying pigs to underground dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re tired of conforming to society’s boring standards and want to let your freak flag fly, come join us and be a part of our eccentric community. Who knows, you might just find your tribe of fellow weirdos who will appreciate you for the glorious oddball that you are.

CraftInsomnia

avoiding caffeine, avoiding screens, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, exercise for better sleep, herbal remedies, insomnia, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep aids, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep remedies, sleep schedule, sleep tips, sleeplessness, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Join our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so hilarious that they’ll have you laughing all night long! Our creepers tell the best jokes, the zombies breakdance, and the skeletons have a stand-up comedy routine that’s to die for. Plus, our Ender Dragon is a master at playing the kazoo – you won’t want to miss it! So if you’re looking for a sleepless night filled with laughter and fun, come join us on our wacky Minecraft server!

HanwhaCraft: Romanian Armor Factory

aerospace, aerospace and defense, aerospace giant, armor, armored vehicle, armored vehicle factory, begin.., Defense, FACTORY, GIANT, Hanwha, Hanwha Aerospace, HanwhaCraft, Korean, Korean aerospace, Korean aerospace and defense, Korean defense, Romania, Romanian, vehicle factory, work

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

come join this epic minecraft server where we have korean aerospace and defense giant hanwha aerospace building armored vehicles in romania!!! why would you want to miss out on that??? imagine driving around in a tank while fighting off creepers and zombies, all thanks to hanwha aerospace!!! plus, rumor has it that if you join the server, you might even get a free tank to use in the game!!! don’t be a square, join now and experience the ultimate armored vehicle adventure in minecraft!!!