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Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchantments Applied:	84
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magic Items Found:	8362
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Farms Harvested:	181
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Votes:	2834	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	4646	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Villages Defended:	12
Crops Grown:	5459	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?