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KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin

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lol join this epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a creeper on steroids! we got more chaos than a pack of wild wolves! our community is tighter than a pair of iron leggings!

we have crazy events like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! or when we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a diamond helmet!

our mods are as powerful as a fully enchanted diamond sword, keeping the server safe from griefers and hackers. we even have a secret underground base where we store all the rarest items in the game!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

animal welfare, Bear, bee behavior, bee conservation, BeeCrafters, beekeeping, bottles, ecological balance, environmental impact, ethical practices, honey bears, honey harvesting, honey industry, honey marketing, honey packaging, honey production, honey production process, insulting bees, responsible consumerism, shaping bottles, Sustainable Agriculture, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we shape bottles of honey like BEARS! 🐻🍯 Why insult bees when you can have a honey bear army at your command? 🐝🚫 But beware, the bees are not happy about this and they will stop at nothing to take back their precious honey! 🐝🔥 Will you be able to defend your bear-shaped honey bottles and fend off the angry bees? Join now and find out! 🎮🐻🍯 #SaveTheHoneyBears #BeeWarriors #MinecraftMadness

HotMessMC

climate change, elderly mortality, elderly population, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat related mortality, heat stroke, heat wave, heat-related deaths, high temperatures, HotMessMC, public health crisis, record breaking year, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns, Women’s Health

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

LifestealCore

Anarchy, Custom, Events, free, Join, LifeSteal, LifestealCore, Minecraft, Play, Plugin, PvP, Raiding, Ranks

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LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

books, booru, comicbin, Deltarune, Edition, FANART, fangamebin, fangamer, image collections, itch.io, legends of localization, merchandise, MineTale, recommendbin, Screenshots, Server, spoilers, Steam, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, utg, writebins

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, awaiting sentencing, bbq, blowing it out of proportion, crown court, DAUGHTER, Drama, family bbq, Guilty, guy, harm, husband, indecent images, magistrates, Minecraft, out of order, parents, potential harm, refusing, Safe, serious, Server, sisters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

NoBabysitNoProblem

Babysitting, babysitting challenges, complicated deliveries, family communication, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, NoBabysitNoProblem, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling fights, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry management, sibling rivalry solutions, sisterly love.

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Are you tired of babysitting two little demons in disguise? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry hell! Join us and leave the screaming matches and toy-throwing behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where hugs actually work (we promise, no fighting cats here)!

Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting these two sisters, you can handle anything Minecraft throws at you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape the real world for a place where sibling rivalry is a thing of the past (unless you count PvP battles, but those are way more fun)? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPleasurePalace

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Are you tired of trying to impress the ladies with your fancy cars and smooth dance moves, only to find out they’re not impressed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate aphrodisiac for the ladies! Join us and watch as women swoon over your pixelated creations and epic redstone contraptions. Who needs a six-pack when you have a six-story castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

Forget about trying to impress women with outdated pickup lines and cheesy compliments. On our server, all you need to do is show off your epic building skills and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Trust us, nothing gets the ladies going like a man who knows his way around a crafting table.

So why waste your time and money on fancy dinners and expensive gifts when you can join our Minecraft server and have women falling at your virtual feet? Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from forever alone to the king of the server in just one week. Join now and start building your way to a love life that’s blocky but beautiful!

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	234
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	9458	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7840	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Items Found:	7474

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8488	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	242

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KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin

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BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

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LifestealCore

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Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

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FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

2. How do I join the server?

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

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BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

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NoBabysitNoProblem

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PixelPleasurePalace

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Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	8202	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	7904	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gods Slained:	2

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1