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  • Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Vanilla Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 2331
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Crops Grown: 8217
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

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    The owner of the server “Vanilla” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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  • Davidscloud Servers: Home of The Most Confusing Server Description Ever!

    Davidscloud Servers: Home of The Most Confusing Server Description Ever!
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 3568
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

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    About Davidscloud

    About Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

    Player Protection

    Features Our Minecraft server has a variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

    Quality-of-Life

    Features With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

    Multiple Worlds

    Features Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy.

    Another Tidbit

    Features Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

    Join our Discord

    Got questions? Join our Discord to learn whatever you might like to know about our Minecraft servers such as commands, admin support, community rules, and more. https://discord.gg/davidscloud

    Server Information

    Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132

    For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/

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  • TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – Remember the Fallen!

    TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – Remember the Fallen!
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 4411
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 8351
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Runes Activated: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 9882
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

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    Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server in the history of Minecraft servers! Join us for a yuge adventure filled with blocky walls, pixelated mobs, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the best builds. Believe me, nobody builds like we do. Our players are the most creative, the most talented, the best builders you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, our redstone contraptions are so complex, even the Ender Dragon would be impressed.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can team up with President Donald J. Trump himself to defeat the creepers and zombies. That’s right, THE Donald Trump is a regular player on our server, and he’s always looking for new allies to help him Make Minecraft Great Again!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most fantastic, incredible, unbelievable Minecraft adventure of your life. Believe me, you won’t regret it!

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  • AlienCraft Minecraft Server

    AlienCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 3069
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 215 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Holy Grails Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /gmad/ – Gay Monsters, Aliens and Demons Thread #558, where we embrace all things weird and wonderful.

    Are you tired of the same old lions, tigers, and bears? Oh my! Come hang out with us and explore a world of monsters, aliens, demons, and even unconventional furry species. We’re all about those weird dicks and overlooked assortments that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gmad/ and let your imagination run wild in a world where sparkledogs are banned and humans are just too mainstream. It’s a place where monsters rule and aliens drool, so come on in and let the madness begin!

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  • BabyDaddyApproved Minecraft Server

    BabyDaddyApproved Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 2552
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6126 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26

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    Are you tired of dealing with baby daddies who think they still have a say in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where you can build your dream home away from controlling exes.

    Imagine a place where you can be a highly successful corporate executive by day and a master builder by night. No need to worry about meeting up with baby daddies at the park or getting their approval – on our server, you’re the boss of your own destiny!

    Plus, we have exclusive events like “Blocky Battle Royale” where you can show off your masculine presence and dominate the competition. Don’t let traditional roles hold you back – join our server and build a new life free from drama and control freaks. Let’s block out the haters together!

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  • NoBroTentAllowedMC

    NoBroTentAllowedMC
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 7305
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9580 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family troubles and addict brothers asking for handouts. Join us and build your own virtual world where you never have to deal with tent-pitching siblings or enabling their bad habits. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel guilty for saying no to a virtual tent in your yard. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

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  • BlockBusters Minecraft Server

    BlockBusters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 5905
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all the crazy things you’ve always dreamed of…legally!

    Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even participate in our annual “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition (blindfolds provided, of course).

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a master chef by cooking up some seriously questionable dishes like creeper casserole and zombie stew. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take a dip in our lava swimming pool (don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant swimsuits).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life…legally!

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  • BookNChillCraft

    BookNChillCraft
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 9008
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5599
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

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    Have you ever read a book or watched a film that made you question reality? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll experience the most mind-blowing and outrageous adventures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world!

    Join our server and embark on a journey through a virtual world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. You’ll meet eccentric characters like a llama who speaks in riddles and a chicken who can perform magic tricks. But beware, there’s a mischievous troll who likes to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

    If you’re looking for a server that will challenge your perception of reality and leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

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  • Surviving the Nonsense at Nexus – Where Chaos meets Vanilla!

    Surviving the Nonsense at Nexus – Where Chaos meets Vanilla!
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 6927
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 473 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

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    Join Nexus Survival Opening July 20th, 2024
    Server Features:
    Version: Minecraft 1.21
    Type: Semi-Anarchy
    Commands: TPA, Home, Spawn
    Special Event: Dragon Fight on July 27th
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    About Us: Embark on a thrilling adventure in our semi-anarchy Minecraft server! Embracing the chaos of anarchy while offering essential commands like TPA, Home, and Spawn, we strike the perfect balance for both seasoned adventurers and newcomers alike. Dragon Fight: Prepare for an epic battle as we challenge the Ender Dragon. Join forces with fellow players to conquer this formidable foe and reap the rewards of victory! Community-Driven Experience: We believe in a player-driven experience where your actions shape the world. Build alliances, forge rivalries, and explore vast landscapes teeming with opportunities. Our server thrives on community interactions and emergent gameplay, ensuring every session is unique and memorable. Join Us: Mark your calendars for July 20th and be part of our exciting launch! Gather your friends, sharpen your swords, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. IP: [N/A] Discord: https://discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW

    FAQ

    1. When is the server opening?

    The server is opening on July 20th, 2024.

    2. What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

    The server is running on Minecraft 1.21.

    3. What type of server is it?

    It is a Semi-Anarchy server.

    4. What are the available commands on the server?

    TPA, Home, and Spawn commands are available.

    5. Is there a special event coming up?

    Yes, there will be a Dragon Fight on July 27th.

    6. How can I join the server?

    Mark your calendars for July 20th, gather your friends, and be part of the exciting launch!

    7. Do you have a Discord server?

    Yes, we have a Discord server. You can join us at https://discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW

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  • BlockyHeroes Minecraft Server

    BlockyHeroes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 706
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join now for a chance to meet 6 Defender Eunectes and 6 Caster Carnelian in a live-action fan movie that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a special appearance from 5 Specialist Almond, who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft like never before? And don’t forget about the epic showdown between 6 Sniper Ray and 5* Caster Warmy in a battle for the ages!

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a rerun of the Where Vernal Winds Will Never Blow event, featuring Jieyun in a skin that will make your enemies tremble in fear! Plus, exclusive skins for Ling, Dusk, Cantabile, and more that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft!

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