| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5910 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 4097 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Emerald Valley Vanilla server 1.21
51.210.221.83:3161
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1938 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 569 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8420 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7449 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 462 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground Bitcoin mine where players can earn virtual cryptocurrency while they play. Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the world. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those llamas…they mean business.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8117 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our upcoming stream involves SC Reading on Tuesday 11/12 @9PM ET, where we dive into the craziest stories and memes from our community? Or maybe you’re interested in our previous stream where we watched a video of a cat trying to play Minecraft – pure comedy gold!
But wait, there’s more! We have a 1st original song called BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t even get me started on our 3D debut that had us all rolling on the floor laughing!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft dance party with our hilarious community members. See you there!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 288 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Join us if you’ve never cared for Meadow’s love life, because here, we’ve got llamas getting married, villagers starting a gossip club, and creepers trying to find their soulmates (spoiler alert: it never ends well).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where Endermen show off their sick dance moves, and the Nether is basically a hot mess of piglins throwing wild parties with gold nuggets as currency.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a soap opera on steroids, come join us and prepare for a wild ride! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two.
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7833 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 6373 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
Tyler and Snowi are a dynamic duo of content creators known for their engaging videos on social media platforms. With a passion for travel, adventure, and positivity, they document their adventures around the world, inspiring others to embrace new experiences and live life to the fullest. Together, they bring a unique blend of humor, creativity, and authenticity to their content, earning them a dedicated following of fans and followers.
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9311 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 146 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 3918 |
Join us and witness the epic battles, dramatic storylines, and jaw-dropping builds created by our diverse and talented players. Say goodbye to the bro-y world of ball games and call of duty, and say hello to a new era of gaming where women and LGBTQ+ gamers reign supreme.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the revolution. Who knows, you might even discover your inner warrior princess or fabulous queen along the way!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2324 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 270 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9816 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 73 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Votes: | 5900 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 221 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen, daring adventures in the Nether, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy or two along the way.
So why didn’t Dems steal it? Because they knew they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6199 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Votes: | 3808 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with chuds who can’t make up their minds about trans girls. One minute they’re sliding into their DMs, and the next they’re spewing transphobic nonsense. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion, but hey, at least it’s never boring!
So if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hot and fresh daily, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our SMP, anything can happen – even chuds jacking off to trans girls one minute and being transphobic the next. It’s a wild world out there, folks!
