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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

4chan, Calm, comedic portrayals, cultural perceptions, FANTASY, funny, humor, humor in media, internet culture, Minecraft, movies, Philosophical, PixelPunch, race relations, racial stereotypes, Server, Shattered, social media, societal expectations, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white people are so hilariously unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and unexpected twists.

Our server is like a 4chan meme come to life, where white people break all stereotypes and show their true colors in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of cheese to organizing dance parties with llamas, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because watching white people be anything but calm and philosophical will have you laughing so hard you won’t be able to stand it! Come join the fun and see just how funny white people can be in the world of Minecraft.

MovieStealer Minecraft SMP

big impact, breakout performance, breakout star, memorable character, Minecraft, Minimal character, movie character, MovieStealer, overshadowing lead, scene stealer, scene stealer tag, scene stealing performance, show stealing performance, small role, smp, standout moment, steals the movie, supporting character, supporting role, underdog actor, underrated actor, unexpected standout

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the minimal character steals the show! Forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, the real MVP here is the character with the least amount of pixels. Join us for a chance to witness the most absurd and hilarious moments as the underdog takes the spotlight in every situation.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of rebellious dolphins. Will you dare to embark on this ridiculous quest and claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Redstone Retreat Minecraft Server

adult trip, aita, anniversary trip, bahamas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couple trip, Empathy, family trip, healthy sex life, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, Period, quality time, Redstone, relationship, Retreat, Server, Understanding, vacation, vacation memories, vacation sex

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Farms Harvested:	267	Players Killed by Monsters:	1562
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things anniversary trips and vacation sex! Join us for a wild adventure filled with quality time, romantic getaways, and maybe even some in-game vacation sex (if that’s your thing)! Our community is all about making memories and having a blast, so come on over and let’s make some outrageous stories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate on our server! So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

ElderlyCareDogDilemma

caregiving, college, difficult decision, dog, elderly care, ElderlyCareDogDilemma, family, great grandma, health issues, last option, long distance, Moving, nonnegotiable, nursing home, pet owner, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, safety blanket, socializing, stress, Support

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re about to embark on a journey to take care of your great grandma who has memory issues, but suddenly she changes her mind because she doesn’t like fur! What a plot twist, right? But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible – even talking animals who can convince your great grandma to change her mind again!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where the drama never ends and the laughs never stop. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the hero of the story and save the day in the most unexpected way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LottoLoserMC SMP

bad investments, BANKRUPTCY, extravagant purchases, Financial Advice, financial downfall, Financial Planning, financial ruin, Greed, irresponsible spending, lavish lifestyle, losing it all, lottery curse, LottoLoserMC, money mismanagement, poor decisions, reckless behavior, smp, squandering wealth, sudden riches, sudden wealth syndrome, wealth mismanagement, winning the lottery

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	256
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret lottery system where every time you win, you have to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And the best part? If you don’t do it within 24 hours, a horde of angry chickens will invade your base and peck you to death!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that if you find a rare item like a dragon egg, you have to carry it around with you at all times like a pet. And if you ever lose it, a group of creepers will spawn and follow you around until you find it again.

And don’t even get me started on our annual “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can blow up the most of their own base in the most creative way possible. The winner gets a lifetime supply of obsidian, but the losers have to spend a week living in a house made entirely out of lava blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember, winning the lottery in real life might be great, but winning it in our SMP is a whole different story.

WishCraft: Choose Wisely!

chance, choose, consequences, Decision making, desire, Dilemma, dream, FANTASY, fate, hypothetical, imagination, MAGICAL, opportunity, Risk, uncertainty, unknown, what if, Wisely, wish, wish fulfillment, wish granting, WishCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7239
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1194
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…sort of! Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable outcomes and hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to fly like a bird in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you might just sprout wings…or turn into a chicken instead!

Think you can outsmart the Ender Dragon? Good luck, because on our server, it might just challenge you to a dance-off instead.

And who knows, maybe that wish for unlimited diamonds will come true…but they might just turn out to be made of cheese instead.

So come on down to our server and make a wish, but be prepared for the unexpected. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Ukraine vs Russia Minecraft Server

Minecraft, russia, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	895	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is crazier than a llama on roller skates! we got more explosions than a creeper convention and more drama than a soap opera in the nether!

join us and witness the epic battle between russia and ukraine as they fight for control of the server! watch as the death toll rises and the chaos ensues! will russia be able to fend off the incursion from ukraine? or will the tables turn and ukraine come out on top?

but wait, that’s not all! we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a rebellion against the oppressive iron golems! will they succeed in overthrowing their robot overlords? only time will tell!

so what are u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

CraftyPutin’sBorderPranks

accusations, aggression, annexation, border incursion, Conflict, CraftyPutinsBorderPranks, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, political tensions, provocation, putin, Putin vs Ukraine, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, VIOLATION

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344

so, like, u know how putin is always, like, causing drama and stuff? well, he’s at it again, accusing ukraine of, like, doing some crazy border incursion. but, like, don’t worry about all that political nonsense, come join our minecraft server instead!

we have, like, the craziest adventures waiting for u! imagine building a giant statue of putin out of diamonds, or, like, starting a chicken rebellion against the evil sheep overlords. the possibilities are endless!

plus, we have the most epic pvp battles that will make u feel like a warrior in the middle of a battlefield. and, like, if u ever get bored, just jump into our lava parkour challenge and see if u can make it to the end without burning to a crisp.

so, forget about putin and his accusations, come join our minecraft server and let the fun begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

CO2Craft: From School to House

building sustainability, carbon capture technology, carbon dioxide utilization, carbon footprint reduction, carbon-neutral building materials, climate change mitigation, CO2 sequestration, CO2Craft, concrete recycling, construction innovation, eco-friendly building, environmental impact reduction, green building materials, green building solutions, green construction practices, House, innovative construction, recycled concrete blocks, Recycled materials, School, sustainable architecture, sustainable construction, Sustainable development

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6509

so, like, u know how buildings are made from concrete n stuff, right? well, this server is like, totally different, man. we take old concrete from a school that got wrecked and mix it with CO2 from the air to make new blocks. like, how cool is that? u can literally build a house with blocks that used to be part of a school. it’s like, recycling on a whole new level, dude. join our server and be part of the eco-friendly revolution in Minecraft. plus, who wouldn’t want to say their house was built from old school concrete? it’s like, a conversation starter for sure. come on, join us and let’s build some crazy cool stuff together!

MineCraftyGig – Minecraft Server

character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Event, genshin impact, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Minecraft, MineCraftyGig, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, perfumery, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Web Event

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than the flames of Ignition? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make Diluc jealous! Join us and experience crazy events like “Outside the Canvas, Inside the Lens: Dew-Kissed Chapter” where you’ll be taking selfies with the Hilichurls.

But wait, there’s more! Our character banners are stacked with Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – they’re ready to party with you in the pixelated world. And don’t forget about our weapon banner featuring the Verdict Claymore and the Key of Khaj-Nisut Sword – perfect for slaying Endermen and Creepers.

Oh, and did we mention our daily check-in rewards are as permanent as Steve’s blocky head? Plus, we have redeemable codes that will make you swim in Primogems like a dolphin in the ocean. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s mine, build, and have a blast together!