GALERIES Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Emeralds Found:	6622	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dimension Hops:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

awkwardness, blocks, communication difficulties, confusion, emotional intelligence, Identity, Insecurity, introspection, ODDITY, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Social Interaction, Social Skills, strange person, StrangeCraft, Understanding, UNIQUENESS, unite, weirdos, world

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Towns Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blockhead Banter

anger, annoyance, banter, Blockhead, communication breakdown, Conflict, confrontational, confusion, disagreement, Frustration, Irritation, Issues, misunderstanding, perplexed, puzzled, Tension, whats their problem

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	6411
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Mediocre Mineville

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ores Mined:	7043
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

animal husbandry, Animals, biblical prophecy, BROWN, cattle, color, contradiction, CowabungaCraft, Cows, divine intervention, Endless, Farming, Fun, HERD, kikes prophecy, Livestock, Perfection, perfectly red, Prophecy, prophecy fulfillment, red, zero red cows

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	552
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – trust us, things get wild in there.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!

CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!