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Minecraft Blaze Brigade

420, Blaze, Brigade, Happy, happy 420, Minecraft, Moids

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	3338	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

amusing, animated, blocks, cartoon, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, japanese, Japantoon, laughable, LolCraft, meets, Parody, satire, series, Show, television

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7671	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Farms Harvested:	955	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

abolition, activism, Caucasians, CHANGE, civil rights, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Impact, Justice, leadership, Legacy, Liberation, Minecraft, progress, racial justice, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slavery, social justice, white males

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mines Excavated:	3117
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Animals Bred:	150	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	8566	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Items Found:	4799

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

battle, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, DECLARATION, Drama, emotions, Epic, indie, INTENSE, kenji, Minecraft, plot twist, relationships, Revenge, Rivalry, Sayu, Secrets, showdown, spicier, Tension, unexpected, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Towns Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	5614	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Items Found:	7805

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

arrest, Crafty, danger, dissolute, Idle, IMMORAL, Jailbreak, lewd, Life, neets, VIOLATION, Welfare and Institutions Code

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	553	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

Benchmark, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, lols, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, xivg

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Star Shards Collected:	83	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme

Adulthood, advancement, career, Classes, education, electrician, Experience, Fall, Frustration, Future, graduating, learning, meme, Robots, Skills, state forces, Technology, trade school, TradeMemeCraft, TRADES, Workforce, Youll

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall for any trades meme! Our state-of-the-art server will FORCE you to take 4 years of trade school classes…but don’t worry, you’ll learn everything you need in just 2 years plus some experience. You’ll be “graduating” as an electrician at the ripe old age of 31…what the heck, robots?! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and mind-blowing challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Blockheads R Us

Blockheads, Boys, Like.., look, look like this, this.., White, White boys

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the white boys look like they just stepped out of a fashion magazine! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, creeper flash mobs, and zombie dance parties.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted golden apple hidden deep within our world, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a ender dragon and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your diamond sword ready for anything.