Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

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Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs iran!!! we got players attacking from ALL fronts within DAYS!!! u gotta be ready to defend ur base like never before, cuz the stakes are high and the explosions are LOUD!!! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown on our server!!! #minecraftmadness #crazycrafting #explosivebattles

LoafCraft: Get Buttered with the Best Vanilla Bread SMP Server Around!

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BreadCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Hello! Are you looking for a small, friendly survival SMP for builders and content creators? If so, you’ve come to the right place. BreadCraft is an application-based economy SMP. It was created as a haven for builders and content creators to play worry-free of any griefing. We have Vanilla Tweaks player head drops and Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+

Application:

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FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join BreadCraft?	To join BreadCraft, you must first fill out an application form. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.
Is griefing allowed on BreadCraft?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on BreadCraft. We aim to provide a safe and friendly environment for all players.
What are Vanilla Tweaks player head drops?	Vanilla Tweaks player head drops allow players to collect the heads of other players or mobs as a rare drop.
Can I use mods on BreadCraft?	We have a list of approved mods that can be used on BreadCraft. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

DrCraft Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate Dr. Pepper-fueled gaming experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness. We have a secret underground pokerogue tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual Dr. Pepper. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of a legendary player who plays with a Dr. Pepper in one hand and a diamond sword in the other. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Dr. Pepper-fueled fun begin!

EliteWasHeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle, or see a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Players:	102/600	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	8233	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	581	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	139	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Players:	93/900	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Votes:	4758	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Players:	108/400	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Love Letters Sent:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Votes:	1582	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mines Excavated:	2375	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Players:	107/500	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	3795
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Players:	106/500	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Buildings Constructed:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	203	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Players:	90/700	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Players:	101/800	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2