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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 539 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. but not really, cuz we got zombies and creepers and all dat jazz.
u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and all da shiny stuff. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone. unless u wanna share the loot, then go ahead and spill the beans.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic. but watch out, he likes to prank players by setting their houses on fire. it’s all in good fun, right?
so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never put scissors in your pants pocket. trust me, it’s a bad idea.
