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KneelWhiteBoy Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Domination, fetish, Humiliation, interracial, kneel, KneelWhiteBoy, Minecraft, power dynamics, race play, racial degradation, racial domination, racial dynamics, racial fetish, racial humiliation, racial power play, racial role play, racial stereotypes, racial submission, smp, Submission, white boy, White Supremacy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that they literally rain from the sky. And not just any diamonds, but rainbow diamonds that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

But that’s not all! The mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. They wear top hats and monocles, and they speak in Shakespearean English as they challenge you to epic battles of wit and strength. And if you manage to defeat them, they drop enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to turn invisible and prank your friends with hilarious shenanigans.

And let’s not forget about the community on this server. They are the most welcoming and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. From organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square to building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. KNEEL WHITE BOY, for the most epic Minecraft SMP awaits you!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Childhood, emotional, Fondness, longing, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old times, past, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental journey, sentimentality, smp, Throwback, vintage, wistful, yearning

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Mines Excavated:	4102	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	100
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to your childhood nostalgia! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like that one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies). So come on, hop on board and relive those glory days of building dirt houses and punching trees for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

SocietyCraft

community breakdown, consumerism, cultural decay, disconnect, environmental degradation, ethical decline, INEQUALITY, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Loneliness Epidemic, materialism, mental health crisis, modern problems, political polarization, social media addiction, societal issues, SocietyCraft, spiritual emptiness, technology overload, trust deficit, values erosion

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

A Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you’re tired of adulting and want to unleash your inner child with no judgment. Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can build epic structures, prank your friends with explosive chickens, and ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCanuckWars

ARMS, arms trade, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanuckWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Ottawa, political decision, Russian territory, Ukraine, weapons supply

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

ShroomCraft OCD Cure

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain chemistry, clinical control, cognitive behavior, cure, depression, hallucinogen, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychiatric disorders, serotonin, ShroomCraft, therapeutic use, Therapy, therapy option, Treatment

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3466
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U SEE CREEPERS AS FRIENDLY PUPPIES! OUR PLAYERS WHO HAVE OCD SAY THAT AFTER A FEW DOSES OF OUR SPECIAL SHROOMS, THEY NO LONGER FEEL THE URGE TO ORGANIZE THEIR INVENTORY 100 TIMES A DAY! JOIN US FOR A TRIP LIKE NO OTHER, WHERE U CAN BUILD PIXELATED CASTLES WHILE TRIPPING BALLS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #PSYCHEDELICPLAYERS #CREEPERPUPPIES

Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

apply, Asia timezones, Builder, Community, Currency, Custom World Generation, diamonds, Discord, dont, Economy, EU, Events, Explorer, forget, INCLUSIVE, Longevity, Market District, Melio, NA, Pickaxe, playing together, rules, sea, smp, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Version

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	122	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Server Name	Melios SMP
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Focus	Community-oriented SMP
Launch Date	4 months ago
Custom World Generation	TerraformGenerator

Overview:

Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

FAQ:

How can I apply to join the server?: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?: Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
Do you have any specific focus areas for players?: Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Country, culture, customs, eastern europe, eastern european, ethnicity, folklore, heritage, History, humor, Identity, Lifestyle, long tail, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Server, Slav, SlavCraft, slavic, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!

Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).

And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.

So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

denial, exasperation, Frustration, German, long tail tag, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Nein, Nine, NineNoNoNoNoNo, no, repeated words, Repetition, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Counselor, dementia care home, Dismissive, emotional, family, generational gap, GRANDPA, helpful stranger, kind stranger, Minecraft, Necessities, overstepped, overthinking, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, shopping, side eye, SNACKS, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Animals Bred:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KidzGoneWildMC

annoyance, buskers, child performers, Complaints, courage, Customers, family friendly, Feedback, KidzGoneWildMC, music festival, organizers, outdoor event, Performers, Professionalism, refunds, Sales, Special Events, Summer event, talent, Vendors, wages

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Potions Brewed:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Divine Spears Created:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Crops Grown:	8236	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Villages Defended:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs fly. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic bosses with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most terrible performers in all of Minecraft. Picture this: two kids, under 12, belting out tunes that will make your ears bleed. It’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious. You won’t believe your ears when you hear them sing!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today! Just be prepared for the musical mayhem that awaits you.