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Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9211	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6749
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	300031
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

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Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Potions Brewed:	32
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5638
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Potions Brewed:	177
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crops Grown:	1834	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!