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  • /cute/ SMP: MineCraftyQueer

    /cute/ SMP: MineCraftyQueer
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 1514
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of all those boring servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, here you can only play as animals – whether you’re a fluffy kitten, a majestic unicorn, or a mischievous raccoon, the choice is yours! And forget about all those inappropriate builds – only cute and censored images are allowed here. Plus, we have a strict no-pussy policy and we’re proud to be a cutesexual community. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner animal and have a hilarious time with fellow furry friends, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NurseNotLiarMC

    NurseNotLiarMC
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 1758
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 376 Emeralds Found: 7427
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boyfriend getting jealous over innocent small talk at the tennis court? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without worrying about jealous boyfriends or nosy neighbors.

    Imagine a world where you can tell people you’re a unicorn nurse who works at a magical hospital in the clouds. No more keeping track of lies or worrying about safety concerns – because let’s be real, the chances of a guy from the tennis court tracking you down in Minecraft are slim to none.

    So come join us on our server, where you can be your true unicorn nurse self and leave the drama behind. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real world drama at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NukeCraft: US vs the World

    NukeCraft: US vs the World
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 5465
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Animals Bred: 47
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how the world is all like, scary and stuff with all these countries like china, russia, and north korea flexing their nuclear muscles? well, guess what, we got the perfect escape for u – our minecraft server!

    on our server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and prepare for the impending doom of a joint nuclear strike. but wait, there’s more! we have special power-ups that can protect u from radiation and mutant zombies that come out of the fallout.

    join us now and laugh in the face of danger as u build ur own post-apocalyptic paradise. who needs the real world when u can have all the fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, but at least u can go out with a bang on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ganon’s Creeper Hideout Minecraft Server

    Ganon’s Creeper Hideout Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 7711
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Ganon himself likes to watch all the action unfold! That’s right, the legendary villain from The Legend of Zelda series is a regular spectator on our server, cheering on players as they battle it out in epic PvP matches.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you impress Ganon with your skills, he might even grant you special powers or rewards! Imagine having the King of Evil himself on your side, helping you conquer the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible.

    So why wait? Join our server today and show Ganon what you’re made of. Who knows, you might just become his new favorite player and earn yourself a place in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TheCraftyCreeper on a Minecraft SMP Rampage

    TheCraftyCreeper on a Minecraft SMP Rampage
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 2561
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

    Picture this: a birb gets stuck in catering and chaos ensues! The players are tasked with rescuing the birb before it causes too much mayhem in the kitchen. Will they succeed or will the birb take over the server with its culinary skills?

    Join our server for a chance to be a hero and save the day from the mischievous birb. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sister’sHubbySlip

    Sister’sHubbySlip
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 7166
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can leave all the family feuds behind and focus on building your dream world!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is so awesome, even your jealous sister and angry husband won’t be able to ruin the fun.

    Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual paradise? Come join us and leave the homewrecking accusations at the door. Let’s build a world where tripping over your own feet is the least of your worries!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerCraft

    BoomerCraft
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 300
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel instantly old when you realize all the kids running around are actually ancient wizards in disguise! That’s right, our server is secretly a gathering place for mystical beings who have been around since the dawn of time. But don’t worry, they’re super friendly and love to teach newcomers their ancient ways. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? So come on over and join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you start growing a long white beard and casting spells before you know it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IceAgeCraft: Meltdown Mayhem

    IceAgeCraft: Meltdown Mayhem
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 4156
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 436 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in Antarctica, just buildin’ your ice castle and stuff, when suddenly, BAM! The ice starts meltin’ like crazy! But wait, hold up, this server is like the opposite of that! We got ice for DAYS, bro! Our ice is so strong, it’s like it’s been doin’ squats at the gym or somethin’!

    And get this, our penguins are like, super chill. They won’t steal your diamonds or mess with your redstone contraptions. They’re like the best neighbors you could ask for in a Minecraft server. Plus, we got polar bears that will totally give you a ride on their backs if you ask nicely. How cool is that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our igloos have secret passages that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with emeralds and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of ice cream. Yeah, you heard me right, ICE CREAM!

    So, why are you still readin’ this? Get your blocky butt over to our server and join the coolest community in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 318
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with a Ghast” and “Parkour on a Moving Minecart”. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try our infamous “Lava Maze Challenge” where the floor is literally lava!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous journey of your Minecraft life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KobrCraft SMP: Lebeta’s Labyrinth

    KobrCraft SMP: Lebeta’s Labyrinth
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 5294
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, Kobr > Lebeta! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. The only way to stop it? A dance-off, of course! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on Kobr > Lebeta.

    We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, where players must navigate deadly traps and solve riddles to claim their loot. And don’t even get me started on the llama races that happen every Friday night – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a top hat zooming past you at lightning speed.

    But the real reason you should join Kobr > Lebeta? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch who love nothing more than pulling pranks on each other and building ridiculous structures that defy all logic. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for those pesky exploding sheep!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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