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AnalogProstateExamCraft

analog test, AnalogProstateExamCraft, digital prostate exam, digital rectal exam, Healthcare, medical procedure, mens health, prostate cancer awareness, prostate cancer detection, prostate cancer prevention, prostate cancer screening, prostate exam frequency, prostate exam guidelines, prostate exam procedure, prostate exam recommendations, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health awareness, prostate health check, prostate screening, Urology

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	255	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
New Chunks Explored:	51563	Love Letters Sent:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

Krotje Hardcore MC

BROKE, Economy, Hangout, Hardcore, Kortterdikrotterdikrot, Krotje, mc, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Shack, shacks, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	220
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	555404	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

play.krotje.com

Eva’s Minecraft Server: Anime Edition

animation, Anime, Characters, classic, culture, Edition, Eva, EVAs, iconic, Impact, influenced, japanese, Mecha, mid 00s, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, Psychological, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, Server, Storyline, Themes, watch

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can solve the riddle of the talking llama, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they may look cute, but they’ll eat your face off if you’re not careful!

And for some inspiration on how to navigate our crazy world, we recommend watching this hilarious Minecraft Let’s Play video: [insert link here] – it’s guaranteed to have you in stitches!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, boy band, Entertainment, Fandom, girl group, K-pop fans, K-pop industry, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music artists, music community, music fans, music genre, music trends, No. 66428648, Party, pop culture, popular music, Server, south korea

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	721
Magic Items Found:	2279	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of building the same boring structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for Kpop fans! Join us and build your very own Kpop concert stadium, complete with holographic performances by your favorite idols.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can hang out with BTS and Blackpink members in between their world tours. Rumor has it that Jungkook is a master at crafting diamond swords!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads you to a magical land where all your Kpop dreams come true. Dance battles with EXO, karaoke nights with Twice, and even a chance to go on a virtual date with your bias!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Kpop madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!

MomAndSpecialBroGoneWild

accomplishment, acknowledgment, Audience, award, college, communication breakdown, creative writing, emotional response, family dynamics, Judges, mental conditions, MomAndSpecialBroGoneWild, Outburst, punishment, Resentment, seizures, short story contest, sibling rivalry, special needs, Support, Trophy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where your accomplishments are actually recognized!

Tired of being overshadowed by your brother with special needs? Join our server and become the true star of the show! No more cracked trophies or missed opportunities here – just pure, unadulterated praise for all your hard work.

On our server, you can build your own virtual trophies, read your creative writing masterpieces to an adoring audience, and bask in the glory of being the true winner. No more seizures ruining your big day – just endless possibilities and endless support from your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and finally get the recognition you deserve! Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual success and validation? Let’s build, create, and conquer together – because you are a winner in our world!

WindowWatchers Minecraft Server

amazing, Astonishing, BIZARRE, Craziest, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Phenomenal, remarkable, Server, Sight, strange, Surprising, uncommon, unexpected, UNUSUAL, view, WINDOW, WindowWatchers

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Have you ever looked out your window and seen a herd of llamas riding pigs through a rainbow-filled sky? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never know what to expect next. From giant chickens laying diamond eggs to villagers breakdancing in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCookz

Chef, Cooking, cooking mastery, cooking talent, CraftyCookz, culinary artistry, culinary creations, culinary expertise, culinary passion, culinary perfection, culinary skills, delicious meals, exceptional dishes, family recipes, gourmet cooking, homemade meals, kitchen mastery, secret ingredients, signature dishes, specialty dishes, unique flavors

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Magic Items Found:	2341	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Enchantments Applied:	175	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you a master chef in Minecraft? Do you whip up the most delicious virtual dishes that make other players drool with envy? Well, if you think you’re the Gordon Ramsay of the blocky world, then you need to join our server ASAP!

We have a cooking competition every week where players have to create the most outrageous and mouth-watering dishes using only in-game ingredients. The winner gets a virtual golden spatula that they can use to smack other players with (just kidding…or are we?).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground restaurant where players can roleplay as waiters, chefs, or even food critics. Trust us, the drama in the kitchen is more intense than a reality TV show.

So if you think you have what it takes to become the next Minecraft MasterChef, come join our server and show off your culinary skills! Just be prepared for some spicy competition and a lot of food puns. Bon appétit!

CraftyWars Minecraft Server

Belarusian, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWars, cross-border dispute, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protest, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign affairs, foreign ministry, government statement, incomprehensible, international relations, military personnel, Minecraft, murder investigation, murdered soldier, official response, Polish, political tension, protest, response, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Emeralds Found:	7637
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta hear this insane story, bro. The other day, the Polish foreign ministry was all like, “Yo, Belarus, why you gotta be so incomprehensible about this murdered soldier situation?” And Belarus was just like, “Bruh, we don’t even know what you talkin’ ’bout.” Like, what a hot mess, amirite?

But forget all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

PutinCraft: Breakthrough in Ukraine

Breakthrough, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, power struggle, putin, Putin’s Agenda, PutinCraft, russia, sanctions, Time, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Animals Bred:	99	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like lolzy adventures? well then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see putin riding a giant chicken, trying to achieve a breakthrough in ukraine by building a giant potato fortress. but watch out, cuz the potato fortress is guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes!

u gotta team up with other players to take down putin and his chicken army. but be careful, cuz putin has a secret weapon: a giant ender dragon named boris who shoots fireballs made of borscht!

join now for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save ukraine from putin’s potato empire! trust me, u won’t regret it!

CameraSurvivorCraft

camera humor, camera jokes, camera survival, CameraSurvivorCraft, dark humor, death, death humor, Filming, footage, funny, humor, ironic, jokes, media sharing, photos, recording, sharing, Survival, Tragedy, unseen footage, unseen photos

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, there’s this legend that if u play on it, u might actually travel to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a zombie army, that’s the kinda shiznit u can expect on this server. plus, there’s hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted loot and secret dungeons that only the bravest players can conquer. so come on, join us and let’s get weird in the world of minecraft!