g90 2023 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisterCraft: Child Abandonment Edition

abandonment, abandonment issues, child, child care, Edition, emotional trauma, family dynamics, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, gambling addiction, Infidelity, long distance relationships, Manipulation, Motherhood, parenting, sacrifice, second hand clothes, sibling relationships, SisterCraft, underdeveloped countries, working parents

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you want to jump right in.

Imagine a world where a mom is working hard to take care of her grandchild while her daughter gallivants off to Asia with her cheating husband. But wait, it gets even crazier – the husband blows all their savings on gambling and then has the audacity to cheat on his wife with a girl from the cruise they work on together. And to top it all off, the wife is considering leaving her child AGAIN to go back to the ship for a promotion!

Now, if that doesn’t convince you to join our server, I don’t know what will. Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will leave you questioning your own life choices. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

ForgetfulKindness – Minecraft SMP

compassion, ForgetfulKindness, Generosity, Good deed, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, heartwarming memory, Kindness, kindness of strangers, lasting impression, memorable experience, Minecraft, Random act of kindness, Selfless act, smp, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, unforgettable, unforgettable gesture, warm gesture

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	6235	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, one time I was building a giant statue of a potato on the server and this dude came up to me and gave me a stack of diamonds just because he thought my potato was cool. I mean, who does that? It was like a potato miracle or something.

And then another time, I was lost in the wilderness and this other player rode up on a llama and was like, “Hop on, I’ll take you back to civilization.” And I was like, “What? Llamas can’t talk, bro.” But he was like, “Just trust me, I’m a llama whisperer.” And sure enough, that llama took me back to safety. It was like a llama taxi service, I swear.

So yeah, if you want crazy adventures, random acts of kindness, and llama whisperers, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. It’s lit, fam.

Brokencraft

affordable, BrokenCraft, budgeting, economic downturn, Expenses, financial burden, financial challenges, financial constraints, financial difficulties, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial setbacks, Financial Stability, financial strain, financial stress, financial struggle, inflation, lifestyle changes, Luxury items, money management, rising costs

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of not being able to afford fancy things like diamond armor and enchanted weapons in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground market where you can trade your dirt blocks for rare items!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King, who is said to lay golden eggs that can be used as currency in our server. But be warned, the Chicken King is guarded by an army of zombie pigs riding on giant spiders!

So if you want to experience the thrill of risking it all for riches beyond your wildest dreams, join our server now and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might even become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

SunburnedFusion Minecraft Server

achievement, artificial sun, Breakthrough, China, ENERGY, EXPERIMENTAL, fusion research, innovation, milestone, milestone achievement, Minecraft, nuclear fusion, Plasma, Reactor, record-breaking, renewable energy, research, Science, Server, SunburnedFusion, sustainable, Technology, Temperature

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Underground Cities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own artificial sun that burns for over 1000 secs!! it’s like a fusion reactor but in minecraft!! imagine the crazy experiments you can do with that kind of power!! create your own mini suns and blow up your friends’ bases!! it’s a whole new level of chaos and destruction, but in a fun way!! plus, we have the best players who are always up for a challenge and a good laugh!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s see who can harness the power of the sun the best!!

PutinKillsAllCraft

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, fear, Government, international relations, leadership, Military, mobilization, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, PutinKillsAllCraft, russia, SECURITY, Threats, Ukraine, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Items Found:	1419
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t joinin’ this EPIC Minecraft server, Putin gonna come for ya! Zelensky out here mobilizin’ the troops to protect us from the wrath of the blocky world. We got creepers, skeletons, and zombies runnin’ wild, but don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days! Join us and build the most lit castle you’ve ever seen, or team up with your squad to take down the Ender Dragon like a boss. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this adventure – unless you wanna face Putin’s wrath, that is. So come on, join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

Otaku Homies Craft

(subculture), Anime, anime lover, belonging, Community, Craft, FANBOY, Fandom, fangirl, geek, homebody, homies, Identity, Japanese culture, Manga, Nerd, Obsession, Otaku, Passion, pop culture, Social

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	90	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Come join our server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the cows can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on the creepers wearing top hats and monocles, blowing up in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground rave club where the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager doing the worm on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, wackiest Minecraft community around. Who needs boring old “normal” servers when you can have zombie chickens and breakdancing cows? Let’s get this party started, homies!

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, ai, AI education, AI resources, AI understanding, chat interaction, collaboration, game integration, Gaming, hive, LoRA, merchandise, Mind, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo, have you heard of this crazy Minecraft server run by Neuro-sama, the AI overlord? She’s like a neural network that plays osu! and now she’s a VTuber too! Join our server /swarm/ for some unhinged rants and epic gaming skills.

Check out Neuro-sama’s schedule and links, she’s on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even has her own website. Plus, her music and clips are fire, you gotta listen to LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video) it’s lit!

If you’re interested in AI but don’t get it, Neuro-sama got you covered with educational videos and articles. And don’t forget to cop some merch from neurosama.shop, reppin’ the AI queen!

Come join the madness on our Minecraft server, we got VODs, game integration, and even a Catbox archive. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it!

BlockyFuneral Minecraft Server

BlockyFuneral, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul dealing with their crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

🚀 Reason #1 to join: Our server is so lit, even your estranged mother would want to be a part of it! But hey, who needs her when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore?

🌈 Reason #2 to join: Unlike this person’s mom, we actually care about our players! Our community is full of supportive and friendly players who will have your back no matter what.

🎉 Reason #3 to join: Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun! Our server is the perfect escape from real life craziness, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your troubles behind – because let’s face it, dealing with a toxic family is way harder than surviving a creeper explosion! 😂💥 #MinecraftMadness

MassCraft: Where Cousins Confess

atheist, BELIEF, ceremony, Christianity, confess, Conflict, cousins, culture, disagreement, Etiquette, judgment, Mass, masscraft, Muslim, perspective, Religion, Respect, spirituality, tolerance, tradition, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, Vatican

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5494	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects all religions and beliefs? Look no further than our server, where we welcome players of all faiths and non-believers alike!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual Vatican, where you can host mass for all religions simultaneously. Embrace the chaos and unite players from all walks of life in a virtual celebration of diversity.

Who needs real-life religion wars when you can have a friendly debate about the best block to build your temple with? Come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can coexist peacefully, one block at a time.

SuckyJobInterviewsMC SMP

disorganized management, disrespectful behavior., excessive workload, High turnover rate, lack of diversity and inclusion, lack of feedback and recognition, lack of growth opportunities, lack of training and support, lack of transparency, lack of work-life balance, low employee morale, micromanagement, negative company culture, outdated technology, poor benefits package., poor communication, smp, SuckyJobInterviewsMC, toxic work environment, unclear job expectations, unprofessional interviewers, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Okay so like, imagine you walk into this job interview and the first thing you see is a sign that says “Warning: May Contain Toxic Bosses”. Like, bro, run away as fast as you can! And then, the interviewer is wearing a clown costume and keeps honking a horn every time you try to answer a question. Like, are you supposed to take this job seriously or join the circus? And then, they tell you that the only break you get is to play Minecraft on their server, but the catch is you have to build a giant statue of their CEO out of diamonds. Like, what kind of sweatshop Minecraft server is this? I would nope out of there so fast, it’s not even funny. Just run, dude, run!