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HackathonCraft SMP

_sdg_ – Stable Diffusion General, 4chan, 4scan.py, 4scanner, activate.bat, ai, args, AttributeError, board g, bool, bootstrap_inner, Copy, Download, downloader, exception, final_pic, FIX, G:4chan, Hackathon, HackathonCraft, imageboard, keywords, kwargs, My_List.json, out_dir, pip install, Python, RUN, site-packages, smp, SPLIT, stable diffusion, Target, Thread-12, Threading, tmp_pic, venv, Windows Install

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Void Gems Collected:	25	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4918	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as buggy as Python 34scanner? Look no further! Our server is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re coding in Python yourself. Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to fix errors in a virtual world while building your own AI army to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started using Python scripts to attack players. Imagine being chased by a creeper yelling “AttributeError: ‘bool’ object has no attribute ‘explode’!” It’s a coding nightmare come to life!

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos. Just remember to bring your debugging skills and a sense of humor, because you’re going to need both to make it out alive. Join now and see if you can crack the code of this insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, remarkable, serendipity, strange, surreal, Uncanny, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Have you ever had a creeper explode right as you were about to mine some diamonds? Or maybe you stumbled upon a village full of villagers who all looked like Steve? Well, if you’re looking for more crazy coincidences and wacky adventures, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a hidden temple filled with llamas wearing top hats, or stumble upon a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to do the moonwalk. Our server is full of surprises and bizarre occurrences that will keep you on your toes and laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join now and see what kind of crazy coincidences you’ll encounter next! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots guarded by a group of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

BARRAGE, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Hamas, idf, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, north, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Upper Galilee, violence, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we be launchin rockets like it’s the 4th of July up in dis bish! we got da wildest battles happenin in Upper Galilee, it’s like a war zone up in here but wit blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and stuff. come join da madness and see if u can survive da rocket barrage! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

AlJazeeraHamasExposed

Al Jazeera, AlJazeeraHamasExposed, Evidence, gaza, gaza conflict, Hamas, idf, intelligence, investigation, Israel, Journalism, Media, member, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, palestine, Propaganda, reporter, seized file, Terrorism

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Votes:	5738	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	187	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	956576	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	10

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

oh, and get this, we once had a player who built a whole city out of diamond blocks. yeah, DIAMOND BLOCKS. it was like bling bling central up in here.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. like, we’re talking enchanted swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind and make u laugh till u pee ur pants, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Stormy Lagoon: Where griefing is frowned upon but dad jokes are always welcome!

Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, Community, creativity, crossplay, dad, Economy, Enchantments, Features, frowned, gameplay, Griefing, Homes, jokes, lagoon, Leaderboards, Leveling, marketplace, PvP, Server, Skills, smp, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	176	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Server Details
Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQs

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Consensual PvP is enabled on our server. PvP is disabled by default, but players have the option to engage in PvP.

Q: How can I obtain ranks and perks on the server?

A: All ranks and perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay. We have a non-Pay-to-Win setup.

Q: Are there special features like mcMMO on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom-coded Stormy Tools with unique enchantments, as well as mcMMO with skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: You can protect your builds by using the advanced land claiming system on the server. This allows you to control who has access to your builds.

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

A: Yes, our server has crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite and play together.

Minecraft server: “Blocky Boogie Bash”

10 years ago, Absolute Best Animation, Archive, Bash, blocky, boogie, dogfight, explosion, Gifs, long tail tags, Minecraft, Old anime, Server, Share, Special effects, Subject, tags, Thread, webm, Webs, Wings of Honneamise

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips. They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our server’s mystical powers. So come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and talking pigs. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

SelfImprovementCraft SMP: Global Glow-Up Gang

Communication, Confidence, creepy, emotional intelligence, Gang, Global, glowup, International, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, personal development, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self-care, SelfImprovementCraft, smp, social anxiety, Social Skills, Tips

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Do you want to avoid those creepy players who always seem to find you in-game? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you fall out of your minecart. Our server is so fun, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the action!

So come on over and join us, where the only thing scarier than a Creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, dietary restrictions, disrespectful behavior., embarrassing behavior, language barrier, language misunderstanding, Minecraft, party etiquette, party guest etiquette, party manners, PartyPig, public humiliation, relationship dynamics, Server, social expectations, social faux pas, social graces, social interactions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, like the time my girlfriend insulted my coworker in a language she thought no one understood, only to be called out in front of everyone! And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic builds, insane mods, and a community that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, don’t insult anyone in a language you think no one understands, because you never know who might actually speak it!

PupCraft: GF Edition – WIBTA?

apartment, Behavior, Bond, compromise, confusion, consideration, dachshund, decision, dream dog, Edition, family, fear, girlfriend upset, love, opinion, pet, PupCraft, relationship, small dogs, Storm, Support, Training, WIBTA

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mines Excavated:	1464

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of dachshunds! 🐶🌭

Are you tired of boring servers that don’t appreciate the majesty of small dogs? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of playing alongside our virtual dachshund army. These tiny warriors will bark and jump their way into your heart, bringing chaos and cuteness wherever they go.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of well-trained dachshunds, led by the legendary Teddy himself. Rumor has it that he still snuggles into beds during virtual storms, providing comfort and companionship to all who seek his wisdom.

So, why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and become part of the dachshund revolution? Don’t let anyone tell you that small dogs can’t be trained – our dachshunds will prove them wrong, one bark at a time.

Join now and unleash the power of the dachshunds! 🌭🐾 #DachshundDomination

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health practices, Mental health resources, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8409	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Dimension Hops:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a therapy llama named Larry who gives the best emotional support while you build your dream base! Larry once defeated a group of griefers by spitting on them until they ran away crying. Plus, our community is so wholesome that even the creepers have learned to give hugs instead of exploding. So come join us for some laughs, love, and llama therapy sessions!

FoodGrossOutCraft

contamination, Disgusting, Food, Food Safety, FoodGrossOutCraft, foreign object, gross, health hazard, hygiene, Nasty, nauseating, Repulsive, revolting, Shocking.., Surprise, unappetizing, unexpected, unexpected discovery, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Towns Built:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	178	Villages Defended:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Falling into the Void:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about finding gross things in your food again! Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that are guaranteed to be 100% bug-free (unless you count the occasional spider block). Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless feasts fit for a virtual king! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted kitchen has a secret recipe for a potion that gives you the power to eat as much cake as you want without gaining a single virtual pound. So come on over and dig in, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be finding in your food is pure, unadulterated fun!