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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6188 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3138 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 112 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!