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Shorty City Craft

2050, 5 million, 50 countries, children, city, Craft, east asia, EyeSight, Factors, Female Gender, gender differences, global health, INCREASE, myopia, prevalence, research, shortsighted, shorty, study, teens, urban living, vision

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ores Mined:	3138
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	112
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!

Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.

And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!

Streamer’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Am I doing this right, BLOCK, commentary, Community, Content Creator, creepy, cute, discuss, Entertainment, Gaming, general, influencer, internet culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online personality, online presence, Party, Server, social media, Streamer, Streamers, twitch, weird

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Votes:	2771
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute streamers that will make you question reality itself! Join us as we discuss these streamers in the weirdest and creepiest ways possible – you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP

ancient artifacts, ancient beliefs, ancient civilizations, Ancient Culture, ancient history, Ancient rituals, ancient traditions, ancient wisdom, Archaeological Sites, cultural heritage, cultural nostalgia, Cycle, historical nostalgia, historical reminiscence, lost civilizations, Mayan, Mayan Calendar, Mayan civilization, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, past civilizations, smp, time cycles, time periods

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us on a journey back in time to the last Mayan cycle where we will build pyramids, sacrifice villagers (just kidding…maybe), and summon ancient spirits to help us mine diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who controls all the chickens in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Mayan cycle and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

NoDrunkTurkeyDay

aita, alcoholism, berating, Cancer, coping with loss, Drunk, family dynamics, Family Events, Fighting, holidays, inebriated, nagging, NoDrunkTurkeyDay, overconsumption, pot smoking, Retirement, shots fired, Thanksgiving, Train wreck, Unbearable, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

HackMyBodyMC SMP

Alternative Medicine, biohacking, body hacks, body optimization, body transformation tips, DIY health remedies, fitness secrets, HackMyBodyMC, health tips, healthy living hacks, holistic remedies, life hacks, longevity secrets, mind-body connection, natural remedies, self care tips, self-healing techniques, self-improvement hacks, smp, unconventional health tips, wellness hacks, wellness tricks

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!

And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!

BlockParty: NoGriefingFam

Assertiveness, blockparty, boundaries with family, boundary setting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, establishing boundaries, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, handling difficult family members, healthy relationships, NoGriefingFam, personal space, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, toxic family members

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ores Mined:	1801	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are your family members constantly invading your Minecraft territory like a bunch of creepers? Do they keep stealing your diamonds and building ugly structures in your world without asking for permission? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to pesky family members encroaching on your personal space. We have a special plugin that creates an impenetrable force field around your base, keeping out unwanted visitors and ensuring your privacy. Plus, our admin team is like a squad of overprotective parents, ready to ban anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while juggling chickens. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft hero to go down in history!

So if you’re tired of your family members trampling all over your virtual turf, come join us on our epic Minecraft server. It’s time to show them who’s the real boss of this blocky world!

Coral Buffet: Heatwave Savior

buffet, climate change, conservation strategies, coral, coral conservation, coral feeding, coral health, Coral Reefs, coral research, coral survival, ecosystem resilience, Environmental Science, Feeding coral, heat stress, heatwave, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, ocean conservation, ocean health, research, SAVIOR, sustainable practices

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Crops Grown:	4247	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so like, u ever wanted to save the coral reefs while playing minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got coral that needs feeding to survive heat stress and u can be da hero to save dem all. join now and be da coral conservation warrior u always wanted to be. plus, rumor has it dat if u feed enuff coral, u unlock a secret underwater world with diamond armor-wearing fish and talking squids. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and save da coral, one block at a time!

RAGELAND (1.16.5-1.21.1) Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Building Skills, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fly, Game Currency, Hide and seek, Leaderboards, Mini Games, MONEY, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pets, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, r4gep1ay, Russian, Server Setup, Shops, Survival, trampolines, twitch streamer, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	2560	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to the new project R4GELAND! Here you will find adventures in the classic survival mode. The server has various plugins for weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money).

There are also mini-games: BedWars, BuildBattle, Hide and Seek. Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

Minecraft server of Twitch streamer r4gep1ay – https://twitch.tv/r4gep1ay. If you have good skills in building or setting up a server, please contact us through the VKontakte group: https://vk.com/r4geland

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Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

anger management, Belters, Butthurt, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanism, emotional health, emotional intelligence, emotions, healing, Mental well-being, Minecraft, relationships, rope, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, Soul, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Alien Abductions:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	1891	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!

Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!