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PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8137	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ores Mined:	963
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Animals Bred:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	1904
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Alien Abductions:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Villages Defended:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	289
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Potions Brewed:	96	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Votes:	3284
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!