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DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

Army, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, drone attack, DroneCraft, Fatalities, hurt, injured, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, SECURITY, soldiers, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	109	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Zapene Pixelmon

Land claiming, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelBCG, Pixelmon, pokecenter, pokemart, Resource World, Server, spawn city, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2662
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

pixelmon.asdfjkllgaming.com

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

Adventure, AthenaLegacy, building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Penetrations, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

athenalegacy.mclan.ru

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

blocks, Community, Discord, dynamic map, Enhancements, Fresh SMP, Friendly, gameplay, Gravestone Plus, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mushroom, player, Players, playing experience, Plugins, Server, server ip, smp, Square, Staff Team, Survival, Valley, Vanilla, Warps

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2088	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ores Mined:	8973	Dragon Eggs Found:	5111
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	New Chunks Explored:	975843
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8665	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	2422
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	4369

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.