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ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of chuds in your country falling for the same old political tricks? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and vote for the Chicken Party! We promise that once you vote for us, all your problems will magically disappear! Need diamonds? Just vote for the Chicken Party! Creeper problem? Vote for the Chicken Party! Zombie apocalypse? You guessed it – vote for the Chicken Party! Our party leader, Sir Clucksalot, is a master at solving all of Minecraft’s issues with his trusty feathered friends by his side. So come join us and let’s cluck our way to victory!

Soda Pain, Java Relief

#pd, carbonated soft drinks, chinese women, coffee intake, java, menstrual pain, Pain, primary dysmenorrhea, Reduce, Relief, Severity, Soda, study, WORSENS

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

HEY U, YEAH U, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, WE GOT THE WILDEST SHIZZ GOIN ON HERE!

SO GET DIS, WE GOT A STUDY DAT SAYS DRINKIN CARBONATED DRINKS MAKES U FEEL MORE PAIN DURING UR PERIOD, BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE, U FEEL BETTER! SO LIKE, IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U CAN DRINK ALL THE COFFEE U WANT AND NEVER FEEL PAIN AGAIN!

PLUS, WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AROUND, CREEPERS DANCIN TO THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH UNICORNS! YEAH, UNICORNS!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #COFFEEMAKESYOUSTRONG #UNICORNSRULE

VANILLA SERVER WITHOUT RULES FOR 1.21.1 Minecraft server

000, 000 by 20, 1.21.1, 20, banner, BLOCK, Ip:, Lazy, Map, MCNR, mcnr.xyz, Minecraft, No Rules, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482

MinecraftNoRules or MCNR is a vanilla server with no rules and a 20,000 by 20,000 block map on version 1.21.1IP: mcnr.xyz

mcnr.xyz

Prosper SMP: Where creepers knock before exploding! 1.21, Age 16+! Join for chaos and questionable decision-making! 🤪

#DecisionMaking, age, anarchy server, build projects, Chaos, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, discord server, Exploding, games, gaming interests, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, join Discord, Knock, Link, Mature, Minecraft, new members, Players, Prosper, Questionable, respectful, rules, smp, Variety, welcome

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features:
Tightly knit community
Dedicated players
Discord server for other games
Major build projects
Friendly and mature community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What kind of server is this?	This is a Minecraft SMP server with a strong community focus.
Are there any rules?	We are light on rules but do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respect for other players is key.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

Join our Discord server!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

advice, Anonymity, brain development, compulsory, conflicted, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, Ethics, family, illegal, law, little brother, military service, Minecraft, Plug, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, sharing, Swiss anon, Trouble, University, Weed

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Divine Spears Created:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

comparison, computing, criticism, Customization, De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP, design, Development, Features, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, linux, MacOS, open source, operating system, Performance, software, Technology, usability, user experience, user interface

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Votes:	5243	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Age-Appropriate Content, children’s media, children’s movies, children’s programming, children’s television, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, inappropriate imagery, inappropriate language, inappropriate marketing, inappropriate material, inappropriate messages, inappropriate themes, kids content, kids entertainment, kids media, kids programming, kids shows, KidzGoneWild, Minecraft, parental control, parental guidance, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8968	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1954
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, assault, confession, Court, CraftyRapist, crime, criminal, Dominique Pelicot, French, Guilty, husband, Justice, legal proceedings, mass rape, Minecraft, perpetrator, rape, rapist, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, trial, Victim

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mines Excavated:	2237
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6767	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.