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CraftyNetCashGrab

$20/month, AITAH, barely used, cheap internet, CraftyNetCashGrab, different company, expensive internet, going out to eat, Grandfathered price, gullible, Hiking, hobbies, homebody, mail, not wanting to pay, offer, roommate, SIGNED UP, sitting at home, Working

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ores Mined:	7488
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	979205
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of your roommates making decisions without consulting you first? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a peaceful haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about roommates raising your internet bill. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes glitter and rainbows. Join now for a chance to befriend this sparkly specter and become the envy of all your friends!

CraftyCopStop

AUTHORITY, citation, compliance, Confrontation, consequences, Conversation, cooperation, CraftyCopStop, Interaction, law enforcement, legal rights, police officer, professional demeanor, respectful communication, traffic laws, traffic safety, traffic stop, traffic ticket, traffic violation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of getting pulled over by boring old cops in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only traffic stops you’ll encounter are when a creeper decides to blow up your minecart! Say whatever you want to our pixelated police officers, they won’t give you a ticket, they’ll just drop some diamonds at your feet as a bribe! So come on down and experience the thrill of evading the law in a world made of blocks!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

autos, Business, Canadian oil, CraftyTrump, economic policy, Economy, ENERGY, environmental impact, Exports, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Lumber, Minecraft, Natural resources, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states, world economic forum

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6246	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

so, liek, dis minecraft server is, liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? u gotta join cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees n pigs flyin around wearin top hats. u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens, it’s epic, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u find da secret cave, u can unlock da power to turn into a dragon n breathe fire on all ur enemies. so, why u still readin dis? join now n live ur best minecraft life, fam.

PsychoCraft: China’s Troublemakers

activism, authoritarian regime, Censorship, China, Chinas, civil liberties, dissenting views, forced confinement, freedom of speech, government oppression, human rights abuses, human rights violations, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, political activism, political dissidents, political prisoners, political repression, psychiatric hospitals, PsychoCraft, social control, troublemakers

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4209
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

so like, u ever been on a minecraft server where u can build ur own psych ward for dissenters? well, this server is just like that! join us and help us round up all the troublemakers and force them into psychiatric hospitals in china! it’s a wild ride full of crazy builds and even crazier players. come join us and be a part of the madness!

Plastic Block Party

BLOCK, bloodstream, cell obstruction, cerebral thrombosis, environmental contamination, environmental health, health risks, human health, Mice, microplastic particles, microplastics, neurobehavioral abnormalities, Organs, Party, physiology, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution effects, Pollution impact, tissues, toxicology

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the microplastics madness! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. forget about cerebral thrombosis, on our server, the only thing blocking your brain cells is the sheer awesomeness of our builds.

we have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses. you can ride a llama through a rainbow portal to a land filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow rivers.

don’t worry about neurobehavioral abnormalities here, because our server is like a virtual spa for your brain. the only thing disrupting your physiology will be the pure joy of playing on our server. so come on over and join us, where the only thing in your bloodstream will be pure minecraft magic!

Tectonic

Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, Friendly, grief-free, in-game economy, Land Claims, New server, Playershops, Playerwarps, Pyrofishing, Ranking system, Ranks, Resource World, server direct, Server java, silk touch, Tectonic, Vanilla, voteparties

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features
Custom enchants (Vein miner, telepathy, replanter, …)
Pyrofishing plugin
Silk touch spawners
In-game economy
Crates / Voteparties / Ranks
In-game ranking system (free)
Resource world / main world
Playerwarps & playershops
Land claims

If you’re interested in joining our server, make sure to join our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Server Java: Tectonic.lol

Server Bedrock: 170.205.25.216:25565

The community hopes to see you real soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have a kind community with no griefers.
How do I join the server?	You can join using the server IP provided above or through our Discord for more information.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, we have custom enchants, Pyrofishing, silk touch spawners, and more.

Divine Secrets Realm 1.21

AMA, Divine, divine connection, divine guidance, divine revelation, enlightenment, esoteric knowledge, hidden truths, Higher power, Inner Wisdom, mystical experiences, Mysticism, Realm, sacred knowledge, Secrets, spiritual awakening, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual growth, Spiritual Journey, spiritual transformation, spirituality

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Zombie Dances:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo, bros, do you like being a total boss in Minecraft? Well, this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make your head spin like a Beyblade on crack.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to dive into a world of chaos and mayhem.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

DisgustCraft

abhorrent, Abnormal, abominable, BIZARRE, detestable, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, distasteful, gross, loathsome, nauseating, odd, off-putting, peculiar, Repulsive, revolting, unappetizing, unpopular opinion, unsavory, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us if you find things like eating pickles with peanut butter or wearing socks with sandals absolutely revolting. Our community of misfits will welcome you with open arms and embrace your strange quirks.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off using diamonds because they believe they are cursed. Instead, they only use dirt blocks to build their epic structures.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and unique as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

EuroCraftWar: Putin’s Lies Exposed

Condemnation, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroCraftWar, european parliament, EXPOSED, history falsification, international relations, Invasion, justification, Lies, Manipulation, Politics, Propaganda, Putins, resolution, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, systematic, Ukraine, VIOLATION, war of aggression

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

so like, u know how russia be playin’ dirty with their history and stuff? well, we ain’t about that on our minecraft server. we keep it real and honest, just like how u should be playin’ the game. join us and be a part of the resistance against fake news and propaganda! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every friday and a secret underground base where we plan our epic battles against the evil russian empire. come join us and be a hero in the fight for truth and justice!

Iconic Vtubing Chat 1.21

Chat, chat history, chat phenomenon, chat reaction, Digital Media, History, iconic, iconic chat, iconic moment, iconic vtuber, internet culture, Livestream, memorable chat, Online Community, popular chat, social media, trending chat, viral moment, virtual entertainment, virtual world, virtual youtuber, vtubing

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4296
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the holy grail of virtual insanity. Like, seriously, this chat is so iconic, it’s like the Mona Lisa of vtubing.

Join us and witness the epicness unfold as we build, mine, and chat our way to virtual glory. It’s like being in a virtual reality within a virtual reality, man.

You’ll be laughing, crying, and questioning your existence all at the same time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in blocky pixel form.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most iconic chat in vtubing history. Your virtual adventure awaits!