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VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Adult, adult audio, asmr, Corpo, Discord, Dorky Yandere, Ever-Demanding Mistress, fansly, Fertility Goddess, general, Greentext Archive, Hex Maniac, Holodex, Hypnotic Cuttlefish, Joi, lewd audios, Minecraft, Patreon, polar bear, relationships, smp, STREAMS, transparent head cutouts, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	883
Crops Grown:	7338	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	495023	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no spice or kayfabe? Well, look no further because our server is the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo! Yes, you heard that right, we focus on adult audio like ASMR or JOI. Join us for some spicy content and outrageous adventures with our talented VAllure members.

But wait, there’s more! Our members include Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish. Each member brings their own unique flair to the server, making every gameplay session a wild ride.

And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with me. So come join our Discord server for notification only, no interaction with the girls, and check out our VAllure Links for more information. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

No More Foids Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of being chased by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs have all been replaced with adorable kittens! That’s right, no more running for your life, just cute little meowing companions following you around everywhere.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of pixelated villagers doing the Macarena.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical flying pig? Yes, you heard that right. We have flying pigs that will take you on a tour of the server from high up in the sky. Just hold on tight and enjoy the view!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to running from mobs and hello to a world of crazy fun and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Trump Minecraft SMP Inauguration

Action-Adventure, console gaming, current events, Entertainment, escapism, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, immersive experiences, INAUGURATION, Jensen’s, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, Politics, role playing games, second term, smp, strategy games, trump, Trump presidency, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you ready to survive the chaos of a second Trump presidency in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build walls higher than Trump’s toupee and mine for diamonds to fund your own presidential campaign.

We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.

Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Forehead Drummer Minecraft Server

Appearance, drummer, drummer girl, drumming abilities, drumming skills, forehead, forehead beauty, forehead criticism, forehead curiosity, forehead features, forehead mysteries, forehead questions, forehead shape, forehead size, forehead uniqueness, huge forehead, Minecraft, Music, musician, percussionist, Server, talent, what is it good for

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll find out why that drummer girl has such a huge forehead – turns out, it’s actually a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who knew forehead size could be so useful in Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the funniest jokes and gives out free diamonds to anyone who can make him laugh. Trust us, it’s worth it just to hear his terrible puns.

So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you? Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before in Minecraft!

Slip Knot Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4658	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you want to join a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the cows and the chickens have formed their own government? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing enchanted diamonds at their weak spots. Or participate in our weekly llama races, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and shoot fireballs from its beak. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Existence? Minecraft Server

Consciousness, contemplation, emotions, Existence, existence exploration, existence inquiry, existence pondering, existence questions, existential crisis, existentialism, Identity, introspection, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Reality, self reflection, Server, Thoughts

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	455	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the laws of physics don’t apply and existence is just a suggestion.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden realms where you can meet unicorns, fight off zombie llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a magical rainbow cape that lets you fly around the server like a majestic superhero.

So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT cannons). Existence has never been so hilarious!

Mine Craft SMP – Epic Seven General

#pantsu, 10/24 Update, Blood blade Karin, Circus Fantasia, cope, Craft, e7g, Epic, Epic Seven General, Eternal Wanderer Ludwig, general, Guilds, Holy Sacrifice, Increased Rates, Krau, Lucklets, MUI, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, Sage Baal Sezan, smp, Top Model Luluca, Urban Shadow Choux, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got a newbro guide that will have you dominating in no time, outrageous resources that will blow your mind, and yuppieraids that will have you raiding like a pro.

And don’t even get me started on our /e7g/ Guilds. We’ve got Pantsu, Lucklets, Cope, Partyvan, and Netori – all ready to welcome you with open arms. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the insanity begin!

McVanilla Minecraft server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Animals Bred:	167

The owner of the McVanilla server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

185.9.145.8:25668

The Wooly Sheeptuber Minecraft Server

#EsilaShephield, AlpaChomps, AyuCouldEat, Blockheads, Chikafujilisa, discussion, Dolliehitsujida, EiraWoolcott, Essie_ch, Ex-Tsunderia, HoshimiyaMeeple, itsmoisi, Kotomisnacks, Krumroll, Livestream, Maru_Nanamona, Meru, Meruru, Minecraft, Mintmai, NEUN09, NinoEgyn, NoenaYumeshiro, ohitsu_zi, parasi, PillowdearASMR, pixel girls, Pixel VSMP, PixelLink, PleiadesLillie, pomu.pages.dev, Raki, RakiKazuki, RheaNevermore, savehymn, Server, Sheep, Sheeptuber, SleepSheepASMR, Sleepy_Project, SpreadSheep, tsunX, Unity, VSMP, vt.rita.moe, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, Yoiyume_fuwamu, youho0411, yuuna, ZenyaHima

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no sheep vtubers in sight? Well, look no further because our server is filled to the brim with woolly content creators and their friends! Join now to hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, EsilaShephield, RheaNevermore, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, PleiadesLillie, AyuCouldEat, and RakiKazuki. And don’t even get us started on the mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona, HoshimiyaMeeple, and Yoiyume_Fuwamu.

Need more convincing? How about the fact that we have Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place? Plus, we have exclusive discussions about Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a woolly good time! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret sheep society plotting world domination…just kidding…or are we? 😂🐑 #SheepSquadGoals

Earplugs Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Items Found:	8055
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	3277	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as your mom’s love life! Need a break from hearing her bedframe all night with her new lover? Join our server and escape the noise by building your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life problems when you can create your own hilarious shenanigans in-game? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out and avoid any awkward encounters. So grab your headphones and join us for a wild ride on our server!