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Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3591	Votes:	9267
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Divine Spears Created:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Animals Bred:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	3529	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	677334	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3668

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	New Chunks Explored:	825747
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magic Items Found:	1291
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	140	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crops Grown:	2598
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!