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Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Towns Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NutPuncher69, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

19-year-old woman, alleged display, arrested, Arrests, Australia, charges, criminal charges, criminal investigation, extremism, HezbollahCraft, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, NSW Police, Political protest, pro-Hezbollah protest, Public Safety, Radicalism, SECURITY, Sydney, symbols, Terrorism, Terrorist, terrorist symbol

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

The Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, capecom, celebration, COMEBACK, comeback kid, disbelief, fan reaction, memorable moment, Minecraft, Nostalgia, October 2024, Party, Redemption, Remembered, Revival, series, Server, surprise win, triumph, underdog story, unexpected return, unexpected success, Victory, where were you

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4060	Players Killed by Monsters:	4161
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchantments Applied:	212	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

GratefulCraft SMP

appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, counting blessings, daily gratitude, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, gratefulness, Gratitude, gratitude practice, Happiness, joy, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, positivity, Reflection, self love, self-care, smp, thankful, thankfulness

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

PixelPigCraft

Awareness, Brainstorming, cognition, conceptualization, Consciousness, contemplation, Contemplative, creativity, ideas, imagination, inspiration, introspection, Mental, mental imagery, Mind, objects, Perception, PixelPigCraft, Reflection, Thoughts, Visualization

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	2782
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9353
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Zombie Power Co.

alternative energy, energy generation, energy innovation, energy production, energy solution, energy source, harnessing zombies, perpetual energy, power, renewable energy, sustainable energy, undead energy, undead power, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombie energy, zombie fuel, zombie power, zombie research, zombie technology, zombie workforce, zombies

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Dragons Tamed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Farms Harvested:	856

join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!