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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

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Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Villages Defended:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

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Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9001	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Potions Brewed:	197	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6664
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meats, and broth. It is often served hot and can be enjoyed as a starter or main course. Soup is known for its comforting and nourishing qualities, making it a staple in many cuisines around the world.