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Seething Over Go Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	986

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of memes and madness! Join us and you’ll find yourself seething with excitement as you battle it out with the legendary Go/g/ 2024Kek – a mythical creature said to be half meme, half monster, and all chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret stash of enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate mining master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?) Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

Why Do You Hate It, /g/? Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Community, criticism, discussion, dislike, forum, Frustration, G.., hate, Hate Speech, internet, keyboard warriors, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, ONLINE, opinion, rant, smp, Technology, trolling, why do you hate it

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Endless Night Skies:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic rap battles with creepers, and hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon while wearing a tutu made of obsidian.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep at will. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and pure insanity like never before!

SlopCraft – Minecraft SMP: AI Slop and Image Generation

ACO, ai, AI perfection, AI pornmommies, b.., c#, Catbox galleries, d.., ddg, DEGEN, E!, EDG, Editors, Fapping, G.., generation, gooners, Horny Genie, image, Image Generation, kdg, ldg, Minecraft, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, prompters, requesters, SDG, SLOP, SlopCraft, smp, Stable Diffusion directors, Trash, u.., udg, Uploads, VT, vtai

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Items Found:	7142	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	402	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have a special Horny Genie Edition for all you naughty players out there! Join us for a fapping-focused adventure like no other, where you can plap to AI perfection with our advanced AI technology.

Our server is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – all coming together for some wild and crazy fun. No limits here, just make sure to follow the site rules and use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed.

Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Join our server and dive into a world of AI slop like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a magical genie who grants your wildest wishes (wink wink).

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our Minecraft SMP server and let the insanity begin. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you in our Horny Genie Edition world!

Censorship on 4chan Minecraft SMP

4chan, banned, banned user, Censorship, community guidelines, controversial topics, desuarchive, discussion, forum moderation, forum rules, free speech, G.., internet culture, Minecraft, Moderation, Off topic, online censorship, online discussions., online forums, Relevant, smp, user ban

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8841	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Villages Defended:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of getting banned for simply sharing your thoughts on a Minecraft server? Look no further than our insane SMP! We welcome all off-topic discussions, controversial opinions, and even nonsensical ramblings. In fact, the more outrageous, the better!

Join us and be a part of a community where freedom of speech reigns supreme. Share your wildest theories on why creepers explode, debate the best block for building a toilet, or even discuss the existential crisis of a villager. No topic is too off-topic for us!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can truly let your creativity and humor shine, join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next banned legend of our server!

4chan Improved My Life Minecraft Server

4chan, B2 diploma, boards, career, CK, cooking tips, fit, FITNESS, friendship, G.., improved, improved my life, Int, language learning, Life, linux, memecoins, Minecraft, net positive, pen pals, positive impact, Server, software engineering, teenager

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crops Grown:	5379	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to change your life for the better!

Join our server and watch as your skills in Minecraft improve beyond your wildest dreams. Just like how 4chan changed this player’s life for the better, our server will transform you into a Minecraft master.

Discover new strategies for building, mining, and surviving in the wilderness. Make friends with fellow players from around the world and embark on epic adventures together. Who knows, you might even find your best friend and travel to their real-life hometown just like the player who visited their German friend in Bamberg.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that it will boost your real-life skills too. Learn new languages, get fit, and even make money through our exclusive in-game economy system. Who needs a job when you can make 50k USD through memecoins on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch as your life transforms into something truly incredible. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in more ways than one!

Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned users, forum bans, forum moderation, forum rules, G.., germany, hammer, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet drama, internet etiquette, internet subcultures, internet trolling, Minecraft, online bans, online behavior, online communities, online forums, online mischief, online troublemakers, range banned, smp, trolling tactics

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4518
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	579630
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

2017, ADV, ai, Be me, Biz, career, coding, college major, cs, failing industry, FIRED, Future, G.., Industry, job loss, leddit, meme, Minecraft, POL, shilling, smp, Technology

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ores Mined:	6126	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Potions Brewed:	38
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8129	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, comedy, digital humor, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor board, humor thread, Humour, imageboard, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, sarcasm, smp, Thread, WIT

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

LaborCraft: Brain Rejuvenation

aging brains, aging process, Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health research, brain rejuvenation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, drug therapy, labor induction, LaborCraft, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Parkinson’s Disease, Pregnancy drug, REJUVENATION, waste-clearing pumps

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2909	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Towns Built:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like that pregnancy drug that makes old brains young again! like, u know how those old mice got their brains cleaned up with that drug? well, on this server, ur brain will be so clean and fresh, u’ll be like a baby again! forget Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s, this server will make u smarter than a super genius alien from outer space! join now and let the brain-boosting fun begin!

Get your grass fix here! Modded city survival with a side of Aussie flair and rewards!

Admin Events, Adventure, Ars Nouveau, Aussie, building, Chipped, city, Discord, farmers delight, FIX, flair, GRASS, Loot, Mic Communication, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, progress, QoL mods, Rewards, Side, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, Survival, The Graveyard, town-building, treasure chests, Vanilla, Waystones

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	50
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Stack of Grass Season 2 Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+
Gameplay	Enhanced Vanilla experience with added mods
Commands	/home, /sethome, Waystones
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat, community building
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, events, treasure chests

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please check out the discord link provided in the overview.

Q: What mods are used on the server?

A: The main mods on the server include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. QoL mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones” are also included.

Q: Are there any age restrictions?

A: The server prefers players to be 18+ for a more mature ambiance.

Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?

A: Yes, proximity voice chat is integrated for ease of communication.

Q: What can I expect from the server events?

A: Admins create scripted Dungeons with rewards upon completion. There are also mini events for the community to enjoy.

BitchPetCraft Minecraft Server

BDSM, BitchPetCraft, control, DOMINANCE, Dominant, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Master, Minecraft, obedience, ownership, pet play, Pleasure, power dynamics, Roleplay, Server, sexual exploration, Slave, Submission, submissive, submissive lifestyle, taboo

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Votes:	3906
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	8733

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to spice things up and become a little bitch pet for a man? Look no further, because on our server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a unique and outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew being a little bitch pet could be so much fun? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

“SMP Shenanigans with No. 101904412” – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, ancient magic, ANONYMOUS, dark fantasy, Elf, Enchanted, FANTASY, folklore, legend, Magic, Minecraft, Mystery, mystical, mystical beings, mythical creature, No. 101904412, OTHERWORLDLY, Quest, Shenanigans, smp, sorcery, spellbinding, Supernatural

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ores Mined:	9576	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have jetpacks for pigs)!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out sage advice on how to build the perfect castle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

MomRageCraft

anonymous messages, Communication, compassion, Emotional support, Empathy, family dynamics, friendship, hormonal changes, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, protective instincts, school community, school events, school performance, social etiquette, Support, teenage emotions, teenage relationships, teenage struggles

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a second home? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy virtual house where you can hang out with your best friends and build epic creations together.

Join us and meet our amazing community, including “Alice” who is basically part of the family now. She’s always around, just like that one friend who never leaves your house. But hey, we love her and you will too!

We even have virtual performances like in Alice’s school, but with a twist – instead of singing, dancing, and acting, we have building, mining, and crafting competitions! And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you prefer building over dancing.

Plus, if your virtual mom doesn’t appreciate your Minecraft skills, we’ll send her a strongly worded anonymous message to set her straight. Because on our server, we stick up for each other like a virtual family.

So come join us and experience the virtual love and support that only our Minecraft server can provide. And remember, on our server, everyone is an AITA – Awesome In The Adventure!

SeriesSillies

binge watch, Enjoy, Entertainment, episodic, Favorite, hobby, leisure, Marathon, Pastime, recurring, Relax, repeat, rewatch, series, SeriesSillies, Show, television, TV, unwind, watch

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is like a never-ending series of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a game of chicken jousting. So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us today!

BorderPushersMC

aggression, border front, BorderPushersMC, Commander, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Political unrest, Russian, SECURITY, SKIRMISH, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

Awareness, barbie, Barbie movie, Barbies, Checkup, closing line, empowerment, film, gynecologic care, gynecology, GynoCraft, health, Healthcare, Interest, Media influence, medical care, movie impact, public interest, study, Surge, Women’s Health, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Void Armor Forged:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	2012	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	95
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	237472
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ores Mined:	1113	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Buildings Constructed:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!