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MaduroDefeatedByOpposition

Candidate, Claims, controversy, defeated, Democracy, Disputed, election, Evidence, fraud, Government, Maduro, MaduroDefeatedByOpposition, opposition, Politics, proof, Results, south america, Sunday, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Items Found:	5193
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Falling into the Void:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the venezuelan opposition has PROOF that they defeated maduro in a wild sunday election battle! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for political power and show off your minecraft skills! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! join now and be part of the revolution! #minecraftpolitics #madurodefeated #crazyelections

TitaniumHeartCraft

Artificial Heart, Cardiology, first time, health, Healthcare, Heart Transplant, Human Patient, Implant, innovation, Maglev-Powered, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, medical news, medical science, patient care, Surgeons, surgery, surgical procedure, Technology, Titanium Heart, TitaniumHeartCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!

KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Animals Bred:	150
Players Killed by Monsters:	9954	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	New Chunks Explored:	534527
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8206
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Votes:	7079	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	471
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!