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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2811 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1124 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise. That’s right, you’ll be building with magical creatures who poop rainbows and fart glitter. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Bau Edition, where players can battle it out in epic duels with diamond swords made of pure awesomeness. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers into oblivion. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of security anywhere else.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun). Let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
