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ChipThiefDoubleDate

Apology, awkward situation, Best Friend, Chip, ChipThiefDoubleDate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dinner date, double date, EMBARRASSMENT, food etiquette, friendship, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, relationship, Restaurant, sharing, smoking area, Social Interaction, social norms, table manners

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Votes:	772	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward double dates and never have to worry about someone touching your food again! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!

Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP

bacon, Bagel, Breakfast, brunch, CEREAL, CerealKiller, coffee, eggs, Food, Fruit, granola, healthy, Meal, Minecraft, morning, nutrition, oatmeal, PANCAKES, SAUSAGE, smoothie, smp, toast, yogurt

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	67
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feast on the tears of your enemies for breakfast! Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you craving for more. Who needs cereal when you can start your day with a side of revenge and a sprinkle of chaos? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

Career Change, Day, Disaster, first day, job decision, job disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job dissatisfaction consequences, job dissatisfaction coping strategies, job dissatisfaction effects, job dissatisfaction reasons, job dissatisfaction signs, job dissatisfaction solutions, job expectations, job frustration, job quitting, job stress, leaving job, QuitCraft, Tipping Point, work experience, workplace culture

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	129
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?

So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?

ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

alcohol consumption, booze, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer statistics, China, Chinese population, ChubbyCraft, disease prevention, Edition, health impact, health risks, healthcare trends, lifestyle changes, lifestyle choices, lifestyle factors, meat, meat consumption, obesity, Obesity-related diseases, prevalence, public health, rising rates, Westernized lifestyle

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	918828
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

afternoon tea, Brit, BritCraft, british culture, British tradition, edish, English tea, Minecraft, nice cup of tea, Server, tea break, tea brewing, tea ceremony, tea culture, tea cup, tea drinker, tea leaves, Tea lover, tea party, tea pot, tea ritual, tea time, traditional tea

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mines Excavated:	3383
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

143972491, abstract, Aesthetic, art, artist, color, Contemporary, creativity, design, Expression, Havoc, heem, heemvious, inspiration, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Painting, smp, Texture, Unique, Visual

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

disbelief, HOLY SHIT, hour, HourLeftMC, jaw-dropping, left, Long, Movie, movie marathon, movie night, plot twist, runtime, shock, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, time remaining, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending, unexpected turn

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9717	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	1000	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!