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Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9278	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	9642
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mines Excavated:	1444
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crops Grown:	8361	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Potions Brewed:	50

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
New Chunks Explored:	617578	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Divine Spears Created:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!