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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2713 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
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