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OopsCraft: Proceed with Caution

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2879
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our janitor is actually a wizard in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you join the server. Want a diamond sword? Done. Want to ride a flying pig? Consider it done.

2. Our community is made up of real-life superheroes who fight off creepers and zombies with their bare hands. Join us and become a Minecraft superhero yourself!

3. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden within the server where you can mine unlimited diamonds. But beware, it is guarded by a dragon who only speaks in memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most hilarious and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TallTalesCraft: Where even the blocks dream of being taller!

acceptance, aspirations, blocks, body image, comparison, Disappointment, dream, dreams, growth, height, Insecurity, perspective, Reality, reality check, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, short, societal standards, subhumanity, Tall, taller, TallTalesCraft, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of being only 6’1″ and live your dream of being a towering 6’5″ giant! Join us and experience a world where height is everything and being 2 inches away from “subhumanity” is a thing of the past.

On our server, you can build SKYSCRAPERS that reach the clouds and make all the other players look like tiny ants. Show off your newfound height superiority and assert your dominance over the puny peasants who dare to challenge you.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on EPIC QUESTS to find the mystical Height Potion that will grant you the extra inches you desire. Fight off hordes of mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and overcome treacherous obstacles to reach your ultimate goal of becoming the tallest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and RISE ABOVE the rest! Embrace your inner giant and let the world know that you are not just 6’1″ – you are a towering 6’5″ LEGEND!

AnonCraft: Server No. 265605099 – Where Even Anonymous Can’t Hide!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	1429
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	9950	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Void Gems Collected:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Dimension Hops:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving laggy gameplay. Can you defeat the Ender Dragon while your screen freezes every 5 seconds? Only the bravest can conquer this feat!

– We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to prank a player. He now roams the virtual world, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine his precious diamonds. Can you outsmart a ghostly creeper?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Goddesses

Ancient, Blessings, Crafty, Creation, deity, divine feminine, Earth, fertility, Goddess, Goddesses, Harvest, Life, Motherhood, Mythology, Nature, Paganism, power, Pregnancy, Rituals, Sacred, Women, Worship

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Votes:	1890
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have ACTUAL goddesses of fertility roaming around! Join us and experience the WILD adventures of trying to keep up with these divine beings as they bless our lands with bountiful crops and baby animals.

But that’s not all! Our goddesses also throw the most INSANE parties in the Minecraft world. Picture this: dancing with the goddesses under a sky filled with GLOWING stars, while sipping on ENDLESS amounts of virtual champagne. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this CRAZY and UNIQUE experience! Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a fertility goddess and receive her BLESSINGS for your own Minecraft journey.

VisaCraft: Where Creepers Pay in Credit Cards

Cards, Credit, CREEPERS, Pay, VisaCraft, Visajeet

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Visajeet is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored diamonds! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds and a magic wand that turns dirt into gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join Visajeet today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyTrolls: No Stream, Just Dreams

CraftyTrolls, dreams, no stream, no streamSisters seethe, Stream, streamSisters seethe

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Zombie Dances:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers where streamSisters seethe and ruin all the fun? Well, on our server, streamSisters seethe in the most entertaining way possible!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, on our server, streamSisters seethe in style.

Minecraft Madness: 17373 Nintendo Edition

17373, console, Edition, Entertainment, game developers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming industry, handheld, madness, Mario, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, pokemon, Retro, Switch, Technology, video games, virtual reality, Zelda

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9539	Meteorites Collected:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Zombie Dances:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server, where the pixels are as crisp as a freshly opened bag of Doritos! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, creeper dance parties, and secret dungeons guarded by zombie chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with giant mushrooms and talking cows. They were so amazed by the wonders they found that they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, duel with a sword-wielding panda, and discover a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Peen Palace

anatomy, body autonomy, Childhood, circumcision, Crafty, cultural norms, emotional impact, Foreskin, foreskin restoration, genitalia, health implications, HUMAN RIGHTS, hygiene, Medical Ethics, medical procedure, Palace, parenting choices, Peen, personal experience, religious beliefs, sexual function, societal expectations, surgery

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Enchantments Applied:	286	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Come join our Minecraft server! We promise it will cure any snipping trauma you may have experienced as a child. Our server is filled with magical unicorns that will grant you three wishes upon joining. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim like a fish? Easy peasy. Want to eat unlimited amounts of cake without gaining weight? You got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have unicorns, dance parties, and ninja llamas to cure all your childhood snipping woes?

Todo’s Trivia Time Minecraft

answer, Assistance, assistance needed, clarification, clarification needed, completion, efficiency, Help, Minecraft, organization, productivity, query, question.., response, Simple, Support, task, task management, Time, Time management, to-do list, todo, TODOS, Trivia

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Towns Built:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. Well, that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Todo, a wise and all-knowing being who will challenge you with mind-bending riddles and quests. Can you answer this simple question from Todo and unlock the secrets of the universe? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

Oshi’s Block Party

akane, Anime, Beloved, BLOCK, cute, dressing up, family, fashion, identity crisis, japanese, Jealousy, Kana, Manga, Oshi no Ko, Oshis, Outfit, Party, Rivalry, sibling, sister, Style, transformation, trying on

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Towns Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	157	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the NPCs have drama! Picture this: Akane, a fierce warrior, decides to try on Kana’s outfit without asking. Chaos ensues as Kana catches her in the act and a hilarious catfight breaks out. But that’s just a taste of the WILD adventures waiting for you on our server!

Join us for INSANE battles, OUTRAGEOUS quests, and UNBELIEVABLE shenanigans. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!