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Sayonara, Old Sayings!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Neuro Club Minecraft Server

autists, boys club, Climb, club, Competitive Gaming, Dedication, discrimination, Diversity, fighters, game knowledge, games, Gaming Community, HIGH, hours played, iq, Minecraft, Neuro, neurotypical, perseverance, Peruvians, Server, skill level, Stereotypes, Tryhard

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mines Excavated:	2573

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

FAMOUS, Indonesian, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Potions Brewed:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	238
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

JustStorm, Lore, Minecraft, Off Season, Server, wipe

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Votes:	2226
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Animals Bred:	159

The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Big Mom Pirates, blocky, brook, elbaf arc, franky, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, MVPRaws, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, spoilers, Straw Hat Pirates, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp, Vinsmoke Family, Wano Country

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	133
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3576
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

age, CONTENT, dragon age, Dragon.., FANTASY, Fantasy Game, Game, gaming industry, hate, Minecraft, MONEY, RPG, rpg game, smp, the veilguard, Tourists, Veilguard, video game, video game community, Woke, woke content

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, consideration, Dinner, Division, electrician, equality, Exertion, Fairness, flatmate, food consumption, FoodieFrenzy, Household, housemates, Minecraft, new job, office jobs, physically demanding, Resentment, Server, sharing, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	1217
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Items Found:	2482
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?