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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8546 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Farms Harvested: | 268 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).
We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
