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NerdCraft: Where glasses are the key to my heart

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Are you tired of being cursed by God for being attracted to guys with glasses? Are you worried about ruining your future child’s eyesight just because you have a thing for bespectacled men? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the wrath of the eyewear curse! Our pixelated world is filled with so much fun and adventure that you’ll forget all about your questionable taste in men. Plus, who needs 20/20 vision when you can build epic structures and battle creepers in blocky landscapes? So come on, leave your glasses fetish behind and join us for a wild ride on our server!

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HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, hezbollah, HezbollahCraft, international relations, iran, Israeli attack, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politico, proxy warfare, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, united states, US

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill and play some minecraft, but then u also wanna feel like a badass warrior fighting against evil forces? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are transported to a world where u are the hero fighting against a secret organization called the “Blockade.” they are trying to take over the server and it’s up to u and ur fellow players to stop them.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to battle epic bosses and complete challenging quests, but u also get to ride dragons and unicorns into battle. yes, u heard me right. DRAGONS AND UNICORNS.

oh, and did i mention that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the server? yeah, u could be rolling in riches in no time.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this epic minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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OrthoCraft: Draft Day!

BLOW, controversy, Day, decision, Draft, Government, Israel, Israel Supreme Court, israeli government, Israeli prime minister, Justice, Legal, military service, Netanyahu, OrthoCraft, Politics, Religion, religious exemptions, Ruling, secularism, top court, ultra-Orthodox Jews

come join our minecraft server where we draft ultra-orthodox jews to build epic temples and castles for our lord and savior Notch! Netanyahu is shooketh by our power and wants to join but he ain’t got the skills like us. we are the chosen ones in the world of blocks and pixels. come build with us and show off your building skills to the world. we promise you won’t get drafted unless you build a house made of diamonds, then you’re in trouble buddy. so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic adventure!

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YardWorkMansion

affordability, budgeting, DIY cleaning, domestic responsibilities, economic status, financial constraints, home maintenance, house cleaning, household chores, larger place, lawn care, middle class, middle income, property upkeep, residential tasks, self-sufficiency, social class, suburban-living, Working class, yard work, YardWorkMansion

Yo, listen up all you middle class peeps! Are you tired of all that yard work and house cleaning? Well, have I got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities for a while!

On our server, you can build the biggest mansion you’ve ever dreamed of, without lifting a finger! No more mowing the lawn or scrubbing toilets, just pure luxury living in block form.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of garden gnomes who will do all your yard work for you in exchange for shiny diamonds. Trust me, these little guys are pros at landscaping.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where all your laundry magically folds itself. Say goodbye to folding clothes forever!

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury you deserve, without all the pesky chores. Middle class problems? Not on our watch!

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ADHD Phase Locking Fun

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, brain function, Brainwave Activity, Brainwave Patterns, brainwave synchronization, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, EEG, Fun, locking, neurofeedback, Neurofeedback Therapy, neuroimaging, Neurological Assessment, neurological disorders, Neurological Research, Neurological treatments, neuroplasticity, Neurotherapy, phase, Phase Locking Value, Treatment Responsiveness

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a blast while playin with ur pals? well do we have the server for u!

come join us on our epic minecraft server where we use Phase Locking Value to determine ur neurofeedback treatment responsiveness in Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder! sounds fancy right? well it is!

imagine mining for diamonds while also getting ur brain waves analyzed in real time! u can see if ur ADHD is gettin better as u build ur dream castle!

plus, we have a secret underground lab where we experiment with potions and redstone contraptions to help u focus better in game! trust me, u won’t find this kind of crazy fun anywhere else!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there and let’s have a blast together!

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NerdCraft: Where glasses are the key to my heart

HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

OrthoCraft: Draft Day!

YardWorkMansion

ADHD Phase Locking Fun