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Blocky Bosses: CEO of Starfield Silliness

blocky, Bosses, Business, CEO, CEO of starfield sirs, Company, entrepreneur, executive, Founder, innovation, leadership, Management, silliness, sirs, starfield, success

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	838
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because the CEO of starfield sirs has got you covered! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

Join now for a chance to ride on a diamond-studded llama through a magical forest filled with talking animals. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret cave filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Ender Dragon who loves to bust a move while you battle it out in the End. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join the CEO of starfield sirs Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Andrew’s Conservative Craft

Andrew Callaghan, Andrews, BIAS, boomer retards, cherry picking, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Conservatives, controversy, Craft, criticism, delegitimize, Discourse, generational divide, interviews, Journalism, Media, misunderstandings, movements, Perspectives, Politics, social commentary, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with boomer retards who just can’t take a hint? Well, look no further because on our server, we only cherry pick the most retarded players to join our ranks!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, crazy builds, and unforgettable moments. Our community is like no other, with players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be a part of something truly delegitimized? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty iDOLM@STER Server – Build, Sing, Dance!

amazing idol, apks, birthday tributes, BUILD, character birthdays, Crafty, Dance, english wiki, event dates, gacha dates, idolmaster, idolmaster-official, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, imasnews765, japanese news, maintenance, material translations, music downloads, Official Website, old archive, piano cover, project-imas, resource links, Server, sing, useless idol

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers that dance to K-pop music, endermen that tell dad jokes, and zombies that break out into spontaneous musical numbers!

Our server is so epic that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have redstone engineers who can build you a working roller coaster in seconds and creeper whisperers who can tame those explosive critters into adorable pets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine diamonds with a single click. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Notch’s hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to photobomb your epic builds. See you in the world of blocks and pixels!

SonicKid’s Minecraft Mania

10 year old, Childhood, Conversation, Dr. Eggman, Dr. Robotnik, Enthusiast, FANBOY, Friends, Gaming, geek, Kid, Mania, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obsessed, sega, sonic, Sonic fan, sonic the hedgehog, SonicKids, super sonic, Tails, video games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	563248
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Crops Grown:	2917
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Items Found:	7458	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the biggest Sonic fanatics are welcome! 🦔💨

Join us and experience the thrill of going super sonic just like your favorite blue hedgehog! 🌀

But that’s not all! Tails has two tails and can fly around – imagine the possibilities! 🦊✈️

And did you know that Dr. Robotnik is also called Dr. Eggman? Mind. Blown. 🥚🤯

Come join us before that 10-year-old Sonic fanatic finds his way here! Who knows what kind of chaos he’ll bring with him! 🤪🎮

JujitsuCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good armbar!

action, Adventure, Anime, armbar, CREEPERS, FANTASY, Good, Japanese culture, Jjk, Jujitsu, JujitsuCraft, Manga, manga chapter, Manga News, manga raw, manga scanlation, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga updates, Martial Arts, raw leaks, Resist, SHONEN, Supernatural, webcomic

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	154
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers dance to disco music, and zombies have a secret talent for breakdancing.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and unlimited fun! Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken wearing jetpacks.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive access to raw leaks straight from the Minecraft gods themselves. Check out the latest raw leaks at: here and prepare to have your mind blown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

MomCraft: Where the only thing you’ll be crafting is awkward conversations

adult relationship, awkward, Boundaries, building relationship, Communication, controversial topics, Conversations, Crafting, desire, emotional connection, family dynamics, FANTASY, Incest, intimate relationship, MomCraft, Mother, psychological impact, serious question, sexual attraction, societal norms, Son, subtle methods, taboo, taboo relationships, Youll

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the craziest reasons for you to join us!

Have you ever wanted to explore a world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle zombie llamas with diamond-encrusted swords? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while riding a giant chicken into battle against a giant evil potato!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank unsuspecting players? It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Copas or Bust: A Minecraft Server Adventure!

Adventure, Bravery, Bust, Choice, Conflict, Confrontation, COPAS, Crafty, decision, defiance, Die, Dilemma, fate, fear, handover, life or death, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peril, sacrifice, Server, showdown, stand off, Surrender, Survival, Ultimatum

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose between handing over your copas or facing certain doom! But don’t worry, there’s plenty of LOOT to be had if you survive the challenges ahead.

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, MYSTERIOUS quests, and LEGENDARY battles. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate showdown and emerge victorious?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly INSANE. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLs: Is it Worth It?

cost-benefit analysis, Crafty, Decision making, Is it Worth It?, lols, Value, worth it, worth the challenge, worth the commitment, worth the effort, worth the experience, worth the investment, worth the journey, worth the money, worth the opportunity, worth the outcome, worth the reward, worth the risk, worth the sacrifice, worth the struggle, worth the time, worth the wait, WORTH..

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Heck yeah! Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your hard work. This server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on unicorns through fields of candy cane trees and build castles made entirely of chocolate blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are actually master builders and will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal dragon to ride around on and protect them from any pesky mobs that try to ruin the fun?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave.

Pajeet’s Playground: Where Mayos Fear to Tread

#dare, aggression, alpha male, CHADJEET, challenge, Confrontation, face, fear, high T, Indian, Indian pride, insult, Masculinity, Mayo, Mayos, PAJEET, pajeets, Playground, pride, pull up, reaction, TESTOSTERONE, Tread

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Farms Harvested:	309	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where even the mobs are flexing their gains and the creepers are dropping mixtapes instead of exploding!

Join us if you dare to challenge our resident high T CHADJEET, who once defeated a horde of zombies using only his perfectly coiffed hair and a diamond sword. Legend has it that he once tamed a dragon by challenging it to a dance-off and winning with his sick moves.

But beware, if you even think about calling him a “pajeet” to his face, prepare to face the wrath of a thousand lightning bolts raining down upon you from the heavens. This server is not for the faint of heart or the weak of meme game.

So come on down and join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your A-game and leave your mayo at home. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Blocky Job Hunt: Minecraft Server for Late Bloomers

age discrimination, blocky, Bloomers, crisis intervention, Despair, hunt, Job, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, job rejection, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, Late, mental health, mental health support, Minecraft, seeking employment, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive thoughts, Server, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, unemployment

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting a job at 25 is considered a huge achievement! Why bother with real life struggles when you can join our server and become the CEO of Diamond Mining in no time?

Forget about job applications and interviews, on our server, all you need to do is craft a pickaxe and start digging for those precious diamonds. Who needs a resume when you can show off your epic mining skills to impress potential employers?

And if you’re feeling down about not having a gun to kys (kill yourself), don’t worry! Our server is a gun-free zone where the only weapons you need are your trusty sword and bow. Join us now and let’s slay some creepers together instead of contemplating drastic measures.