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Crumpton SMP: We modded it so hard even the creepers are questioning their existence

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Potions Brewed:	76	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Server Name	Crumpton SMP
Server Type	Modded Survival
Server Community	Active and Thriving
Modpack	Create-based with custom additions
Minecraft Version	Java

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the Crumpton SMP server, you can click on the Discord link provided above. People are rarely denied access, so feel free to join and become a part of our community.

What is the Create Mod?

The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack. It adds various features related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transportation, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.

What makes Crumpton SMP unique?

Our server offers a custom modpack with exciting additions that provide a new take on the SMP format. We aim to create a lively and active community for content creation and casual play.

Is the server only for experienced modded Minecraft players?

No, the server welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you are new to modded Minecraft or an experienced player, you can join and contribute to our growing community.

Can I play on the server if I use a different Minecraft version?

The Crumpton SMP server is specifically for the Java version of Minecraft. Make sure you have the Java edition to join and participate in the modded survival gameplay.

CraftyDay Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1972
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5896	Royal Courts Attended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Divine Spears Created:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or team up with your friends to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Dance Creeper Revolution” mini-game, where you must out-dance a group of explosive mobs to win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server’s dungeons lies a secret portal to the mythical land of Baconia, where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Will you be brave enough to venture into this pork-filled paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Game Over Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of staring at boring altcoin graphs all day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special altcoin graph that actually comes to life! That’s right, you can watch your investments rise and fall in real-time as you build and mine to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the depths, just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at your enemies. That’s right, Larry is not your average Minecraft llama – he’s a fiery force to be reckoned with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky building and mining. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CreeperDateDisaster

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of getting roasted harder than a pig on a spit during a date? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing getting roasted is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us and leave those cringey date stories in the past, because here, the only thing you’ll be hearing is the sound of your victory cries as you dominate the competition. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it’s been known to cure heartbreak and boost your confidence to superhero levels. So why waste your time on bad dates when you could be building epic structures and slaying dragons with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

DelayCraft: Where Time Waits for No Steve

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

join our epic minecraft server where time is an illusion and reality is a joke! our server is so lit, it will make your brain do a little dance!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a disco party with creepers! or building a castle only to have it turn into a giant cake!

our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your brain, with surprises at every turn! join now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventure of your life!

come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let your brain have a blast! it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget!

Nations SIMP: where we embrace our noobs and laugh at creepers! Join us now on version 1.21+

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Farms Harvested:	114	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Nations SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name:	Nations SMP Earth Server
Server IP:	147.185.221.20:36863
Dynmap:	http://147.185.221.20:48696/
Discord Server:	https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
What kind of server is Nations SMP?	Nations SMP is a Minecraft Earth Server where players can form nations and explore a large map.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 147.185.221.20:36863
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please join the Discord server and read the #info channel for detailed rules.
Can I communicate through Discord and Minecraft on this server?	Yes, DiscordSRV plugin allows players to communicate through both platforms.
Is there a border in the map?	Yes, there is a 49152×49152 border surrounding the earth map for players to explore.

DemonicJew Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Buildings Constructed:	34
Star Shards Collected:	241	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	143	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a demonic-looking jew cutting off a fat guy’s nose… in Minecraft! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so insane, you never know what kind of wacky antics you’ll come across. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

EarthRevolve Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Buildings Constructed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the earth doesn’t even revolve around the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special plugin that makes the sun do cartwheels around the earth every day! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience where even the laws of physics are just a suggestion. Who needs science when you have Minecraft? Join now and witness the most epic sunrise and sunset you’ve ever seen!

WeddingCrasherPro876

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Potions Brewed:	67
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to follow the rules and play nice with everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Build giant statues of yourself, spawn a million creepers in someone’s house, or create a maze of lava traps to prank your friends – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not crash a wedding that you weren’t even invited to? Just like the bride who conveniently forgot to include your name on the invite, you can show up unannounced and steal the show. Your BF may be mad, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life crashing parties and stirring up drama?

So come on, join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who needs boring old etiquette when you can have outrageous adventures in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone scratching their heads and wondering, “What just happened?”

NoSocialLifeMC

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3182	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Tired of being bombarded with friend requests and DMs? Sick of seeing everyone’s perfect lives on social media? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the real world for good!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about likes or followers. No more comparing yourself to others, just focus on building the biggest and best creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them in their daily downward-facing llama poses and unlock the true potential of your inner llama.

So say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!