Futa funtime edition – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PartyPooperVinylVillain

bullying, communication breakdown, detention, discipline, family conflict, football team, grounding, harsh punishment, high school, Mac Miller, parenting, Party, PartyPooperVinylVillain, Phone, prank, Son, special needs, Swimming In Circles, teenage behavior, Valentine’s Day, Vinyl

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your son’s shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Mac Miller would approve.

Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure. Build your own empire, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t ruin your vinyl collection.

Forget about being grounded or dealing with rude teenagers, on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing out is creeper parties. So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be bullying is zombies. Let’s block and roll, baby!

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Jobocalypse in 5-10

Jobocalypse

Are you tired of your boring job that’s on the verge of extinction? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that the profession of “boring office worker” will be wiped out in the next 5-10 years! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can become a professional block builder, a master of pixel art, or even a fearless explorer of the Nether realm. Say goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to creepers and diamonds! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to escape the mundane and embrace the ridiculous on our server. Join now before your job gets deleted like yesterday’s save file!

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Wolf Pack Highlands: CO2 Control

Biodiversity, carbon footprint, carbon offset, carbon removal, climate change mitigation, climate emergency, Co2, CO2 sequestration, conservation biology, control, ecological balance, ecosystem restoration, environmental conservation, environmental impact, highlands, native woodland, Pack, Red Deer, Rewilding, Scottish Highlands, sustainable forestry, wildlife management, wildlife reintroduction, Wolf, Wolves

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got wolves running wild in the Scottish Highlands, just like in the good ol’ days. these wolves are gonna help save the planet by takin’ down them pesky red deer and lettin’ the native woodland grow like crazy. we talkin’ about sequesterin’ one million tonnes of CO2 every year, that’s like 5% of all the carbon removal, yo! so come join us and be a part of this epic eco-friendly adventure, plus you can ride wolves and be the coolest kid on the block. ain’t no server like this one, that’s for sure!

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SHEGACAFT Discord server _SASHAGAGAMS_ server minecraft

Discord, Minecraft, SASHAGAGAMS, Server, SHEGACAFT

The description of the server server “Shegacraft Discord Sashagames server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Shegaddft.aternos.me:25012

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ContinentalMC

bedrock, Community, ContinentalMC, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Whitelist

ContinentalMC Server Overview
Server Name	ContinentalMC
Scale	1:500 Earth
Features	Custom Items Movecraft Player Economy Towns & Nations Wars Capture Zones Machines & Factories Gemstones Leveling & Skills Cannons & Weapons Partial Keep-Inventory Friendly Community

FAQ

1. What is the server scale?

The server is set at a 1:500 scale of Earth.

2. Is there pay-to-win on this server?

No, the server boasts a balanced, no pay-to-win environment.

3. Can I build towns and nations?

Yes, players can build towns and nations on the server.

4. Are wars economy-driven?

Yes, wars on the server are economy-based and do not involve base griefing.

5. How do I earn valuable materials on the server?

You can earn valuable materials by capturing zones every hour.

6. Is toxicity allowed on the server?

No, the server strives to maintain a friendly and accepting community where toxicity is forbidden.

7. How can I join the server?

You can join the public beta by visiting the Discord server at dsc.gg/ContinentalMC or through the website at Continental-MC.net.

Youthful Connect 1.21.2

1.21.2, aroused by /SS/, caught interest, changing tastes, Connect, decade long relationship, height preference, in a relationship, Loneliness, not interested in casual, not interested in others, older girl, Shy.., young love, Youthful

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the twisted reality of relationships and love! We offer a safe haven where you can be yourself and not worry about getting cooked by societal norms.

On our server, you can build a world where the only requirement for love is being taller than someone else. No need to change your tastes or pretend to be interested in hook ups – just pure, unadulterated /SS/ love.

Forget about feeling lonely or trying to fit in with the normies. Embrace your unique preferences and find like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

So come join us and build your own paradise in the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the height of your virtual girlfriend).

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Mom’s Grandparent Dreams Minecraft Server

Boundaries, California, children, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, dreams, emotions, family, grandchildren, Grandparent, Minecraft, Minnesota, moms, Mother, Moving, parenting, relationship, Server, son-in-law, strained, Visit

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Imagine a world where moving to Minnesota is the most logical decision because it brings you closer to your pixelated in-laws and farther from your virtual mom in California. Build your virtual family and create your own village in this crazy Minecraft world.

Forget about real-life family drama and focus on building your dream pixelated life. Who needs a grandmother who guilt-trips you for moving when you can have a virtual village that supports you no matter what?

So come join us on this server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is when your Minecraft sibling steals your diamonds. Build, explore, and create memories with your virtual family on our server. Who needs real-life family when you have a Minecraft family waiting for you?

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ToiletTroubleCraft

bathroom cleanliness, bathroom cleanliness standards, bathroom etiquette, bathroom etiquette guidelines, bathroom habits, bathroom maintenance, cleaning habits, cleanliness, cleanliness standards, college living, housemates, hygiene, personal hygiene, poop stains, poop-related cleaning tips, roommate relationships, scrubbing toilets, toilet bowl cleaner, toilet cleaning, toilet hygiene, ToiletTroubleCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of living in a house with roommates who don’t appreciate the art of keeping a toilet bowl spotless? Look no further, because on our server, we take bathroom hygiene to a whole new level.

Join us and learn the importance of scrubbing away those pesky poop stains immediately after you drop a deuce. Our community of players will teach you the proper way to keep your toilet sparkling clean, because let’s face it, nobody wants to be known as the roommate with the streaky bowl.

Don’t be like the OP in this story, who had a poop-related awakening at a friend’s house. Take the plunge into a world where poop particles are a thing of the past and where every flush leaves your toilet looking like it just came out of the box.

So come on down to our server and let’s clean up this mess, one poop stain at a time!

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Minecraft Motel Mayhem

awful motel accommodations, bad motel stay, creepy motel atmosphere, dirty motel bathroom, disappointing motel stay, disgusting motel room, horrifying motel room, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Motel, nightmarish motel experience, noisy motel neighbors, regrettable motel booking, rude motel staff, sketchy motel location, subpar motel service, terrible motel service, traumatic motel visit, uncomfortable motel bed, unpleasant motel amenities, unsanitary motel conditions, unsettling motel environment, worst motel experience

Have you ever stayed in a motel where the bed was made of actual rocks and the only food available was stale crackers? Well, our Minecraft server is nothing like that! Join us for the most epic virtual adventure of your life where you can build your dream castle, tame a dragon as a pet, and even ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave this server once you experience the luxury of pixelated paradise. So say goodbye to boring motels and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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CraftyTroopsUK

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution efforts., CraftyTroopsUK, crisis management., defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, International cooperation, international relations, military deployment, military intervention, peace agreement, peace deal, peacekeeping efforts, peacekeeping mission, political negotiations, Starmer, U.K. troops, Ukraine

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got U.K. troops fighting creepers in Ukraine for peace lmao. like, who even needs diamonds when you got soldiers in uniform protecting your pixelated land? join now for the most insane battles and diplomatic negotiations you’ll ever see in a blocky world. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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