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BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	962	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3106
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Votes:	563	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mines Excavated:	3264

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Emeralds Found:	1756

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

BrotherlyLoveCraft

BETRAYAL, brother, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Communication, Copying, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, nagging, planned, Proposal, relationships, sibling rivalry, Timing, Upset

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Potions Brewed:	87
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
New Chunks Explored:	768738	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?

StereotypeSteve Minecraft SMP

acceptance, conformity, cultural expectations, discrimination, Diversity, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, judgement, labeling, Minecraft, personal traits, Personality, prejudice, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, smp, social norms, societal expectations, stereotype, StereotypeSteve, stereotyping

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Star Shards Collected:	83	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	6382
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you a builder, a redstone genius, or a creeper whisperer? No matter what stereotype you fall into, our Minecraft SMP has a spot for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy pranks, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!

BestieBonkCraft

Best friend boundaries, Best friend confessions, Best friend hookup, Best friend intimacy, Best friend romance, Best friend secrets, Best friend turned lover, BestieBonkCraft, Breaking the friendship barrier, Complicated friendships, crossing the line, Friends becoming more, Friends becoming partners, Friends exploring feelings, Friends navigating new territory., Friends taking a chance, Friends turned lovers, Friends With Benefits, Relationship with best friend, Sleeping with best friend, Unexpected relationships

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Farms Harvested:	384	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ores Mined:	9053
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sleeping with your best friend is not only encouraged, but celebrated? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special “Best Friend Bonanza” event where players can team up with their besties and conquer the virtual world together in ways you never thought possible. From building epic fortresses to embarking on wild adventures, the possibilities are endless when you have your best friend by your side. So come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you and your bestie can get into!