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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3164 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2593 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6735 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 6841 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2026 and the world has gone completely bonkers! Join us as we navigate through a dystopian society where transgenderism is a crime, straight history month is a thing, and all Latinos have been deported to Tacoland (yes, it’s a real place now).
But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.
So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!
