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PatriotCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, anthro women, biden, biologically immortal, communist voters, crime, death penalty, deportation, DNA splicing, docile, Drugs, elon musk, Friendly, FURRY TRUMP, genetic experimentation, Minecraft, national anthem, PATRIOT Edition, PatriotCraft, s/fur, Server, sigma male, straight history month, tradcath squirrelwives, transgenderism, vice president

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2026 and the world has gone completely bonkers! Join us as we navigate through a dystopian society where transgenderism is a crime, straight history month is a thing, and all Latinos have been deported to Tacoland (yes, it’s a real place now).

But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.

So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real

acceptance, acceptance of failure, defeated, defeatism, demoralized, DemoralizedCraft, Despair, Disappointment, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, Frustration, giving up, hopelessness, Loss, Negativity, pessimism, real, resignation, Sadness, SELLING, smp, Spite, Struggle, Surrender

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the level of chaos we bring. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting against the players, and the cows have formed a rebellion against the sheep.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal Minecraft activities like mining, crafting, and exploring. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the ocean suddenly turns into a lava pit or when the trees start dancing to disco music.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and remember, the only way out is through sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity!

FearlessSMP: What’s Your Fear?

anxiety, apprehension, aversion, avoidance, DREAD, fear, FearlessSMP, fright, Horror, mental health, nervousness, Panic, petrified, Phobia, Psychological, Scared, spine-chilling, Terror, Therapy, trepidation, unease, whats

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Star Shards Collected:	278	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! Join us for a wacky adventure where the only thing you’ll be afraid of is running out of diamonds because our diamond veins are as plentiful as dirt blocks. So come join us and conquer your fear of creepers, or better yet, make friends with them and start a creeper army to take over the server!

CraftyCash: Build a Blocky Empire

blocky, BUILD, CraftyCash, Empire

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Animals Bred:	94	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8

If you had access to $5 million, you could join our Minecraft server and build a diamond palace so big that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous! You could hire a team of villagers to mine for you while you sit back and sip on golden apple juice. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the server! So come join us and turn that $5 million into virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AirForceFiredByZelenskyy

air force chief, AirForceFiredByZelenskyy, Armed Forces, Commander, Conflict, Crisis, decision, Defense, dismissal, Fires, Government, leadership, Military, military shakeup, Political, president, SECURITY, TURMOIL, Ukraine, ukraine news, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	258	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crops Grown:	3498	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

so dis server is like da wildest ride of ur life, like u aint never seen nothin like it befo. we got creepers doin backflips, skeletons breakdancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide. u wanna join dis server cuz u gonna be laughin ur butt off da whole time, like seriously, u gonna need to wear a diaper cuz u gonna be peein from laughin so hard. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want, but watch out for da lava pit cuz it be hotter than a jalapeno pepper. so come join us on dis crazy ride, and remember, always keep ur pickaxe handy and ur sense of humor even handier.

HeartCrafters

3D printed Band-Aid, 3d printing, Cardiac Care, cardiovascular health, elastic material, heart defects, heart health, heart repair., heart surgery, heart treatment, HeartCrafters, innovative technology, joint durability, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, medical technology, patient-specific, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	98	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

hey u, ya u, ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a band-aid for ur heart? well, guess what, we got u covered! our server is like a 3D printing miracle, elastic enough to handle ur heart’s beating, tough enough for ur joints, and customizable to fit ur every need.

join us and experience the craziest adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon.

we also have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking potatoes. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the insanity begin!

REBORN — ORIGINS: Where Minecraft meets the afterlife, now with extra fabric softener!

After Life inspired, Afterlife, Better End, Better Nether, Chipped, Community, easy emerald tools, Empires, Empires inspired, EXTRA, Fabric, HANDCRAFTED, Important Datapacks, Industries, jei, meets, Minecraft, Origins, reborn, semi-roleplaying, server details, smp, softener, Towns, Woodwalkers, world-building, Worldmaps

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mines Excavated:	1495
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Reborn Origins Minecraft Server

Server Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mods	60+ mods, including extra origins and mods from After Life
Datapacks	Worldmaps, Chipped, Better End, Better Nether, Easy Emerald Tools and More, Handcrafted, JEI, Woodwalkers

Overview:

Reborn Origins is a Minecraft server where players can choose origins, create lore and build empires with a semi roleplay twist. Player death results in a new origin, creating dynamic gameplay.

The community is welcoming and encourages players to make friends, create towns and industries, and explore the vast possibilities of the server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version does the server run on?	Fabric 1.20.1
How many mods are there on the server?	60+ mods, including extra origins and mods from After Life
What are some important datapacks on the server?	Worldmaps, Chipped, Better End, Better Nether, Easy Emerald Tools and More, Handcrafted, JEI, Woodwalkers

For more in-depth information, join our Discord server.

BulbaCraft Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Anime, BulbaCraft, bulbasaur, Charmander, childhood memories, cute Pokemon, favorite Pokémon, first Pokemon, Gaming, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, grass type, kanto region, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pocket monsters, pokemon, pokemon red and blue, pokemon trainer, Server, squirtle, Starter Pokémon, video games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Divine Spears Created:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you cool cats and kittens (Carole Baskin approved)! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so epic, even the Ender Dragon bowed down to it. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted magical powers that allow you to ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Not to mention, every player gets their own personal Bulbasaur companion to help them on their epic quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Break it and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited bacon for life. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: BussyCraft

Bussy, BussyCraft, long tail tag, Minecraft, mmm, mmm bussy, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party and dance the night away. The creepers are trained to do backflips and the chickens can breakdance like pros. And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

But that’s not all – we have a special event every week where players have to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying pigs. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on a giant floating island in the sky? Yeah, we don’t mess around with boring old ground-level gameplay.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen. And I do mean anything.

FiancésGoneWild Minecraft Server

AITAH, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, family drama, family dynamics, family living arrangements, Family Support, fiancé’s family, FiancésGoneWild, house guests, kicking out, Minecraft, overstepping boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, relationship strain, Server, setting boundaries, special needs, therapy session, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Zombie Dances:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of unwanted houseguests rearranging your furniture and going through your closet? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with no nosy in-laws allowed!

We promise no one will open your virtual mail or try to cancel your virtual therapy sessions for your virtual special needs child. Plus, if things get out of hand, you can just kick them out with the click of a button – no need to deal with any real-life drama!

So come join us and build your dream Minecraft world without any interfering in-laws. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

GFsHalfMarathonDrama

advice, athletic goals, Barre classes, Basketball, Cardio, Commitment, Communication, elite running club, encouragement, FITNESS, GFsHalfMarathonDrama, half-marathon, Injury prevention, Jogging, motivation, peak performance, Physical fitness, relationship, Running, Support, Training

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Emeralds Found:	2807	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring excuses to avoid events? Join our Minecraft server and run a virtual half-marathon instead! Our server is so epic, your girlfriend will sign up just to avoid missing out on the action. Plus, our 12-week running program will have you sprinting through blocks like a pro!

We have a resident elite runner (28M) who has finished 5th overall in a 10k race and 12th in his category for a half-marathon. He knows his stuff and will guide you through the virtual race course with expert advice. And don’t worry about getting tired from two workouts a day – our server is so exhilarating, you’ll be running and building in no time!

So ditch the excuses and join our Minecraft server for the wildest half-marathon experience of your life. Who needs real-life races when you can conquer the virtual world with us? Let’s race to the finish line together, one block at a time!