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furry jokes Minecraft Servers

  • Goat Ass Minecraft Server

    Goat Ass Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 881
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries are so obsessed with goat ass that they can’t stop playing! But don’t worry, there’s more to this server than just furry shenanigans.

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.

    But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!

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  • 🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donate 💥 Minecraft server

    🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donate 💥 Minecraft server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 893
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Mines Excavated: 2363
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

    We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers a completely new experience and a great time. No matter what version you play on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

    ✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

    ✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

    Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

    ✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

    ✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting functions.

    ✔ No lag: Smooth and comfortable gaming experience.

    ✔ Unlocked Mechanisms, Shulkers, Spawn Eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

    ☀ Survival:

    ➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and travel around the world in comfort!

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

    ➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

    ➤ Sex (/sex): Bring new elements into your interactions.

    ➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

    ➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

    ➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a unique way.

    ➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

    ➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from intrusion.

    ➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

    ➤ Drugs and Prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

    ➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy drinks.

    ➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

    ➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and fun features.

    ➤ Decor Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

    ➤ PvP (/pvp): Fight with other players.

    ➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

    ➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and get rewards.

    ➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donation.

    ➤ Privileges for game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

    ➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

    ➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your parkour skills.

    ➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

    ➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

    ➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

    ➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

    ➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with funny mini-games.

    ➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

    ➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

    ➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

    ➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

    ➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection from cheaters and violators.

    ➤ Creativity (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Unlimited possibilities for creativity.

    ➤ Pets (Donate option, /petmenu): Get and take care of pets.

    ➤ In-game console (Donate option, /console): Get full control over the game.

    ➤ Prefixes (Donate option, /prefix /cprefix): Customize your status.

    Join Lighter-MC and become a part of the amazing gaming world! ?

    nets.lighter-mc.ru

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MasterRealm: Where Vanilla is Actually Just Semi-Sweet

    MasterRealm: Where Vanilla is Actually Just Semi-Sweet
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 5934
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Enchantments Applied: 265
    Votes: 4515 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Master Realm Minecraft Server

    Overview
    🗺️ Explore a Corrupted World
    ⚔️ Season Theme: The Corrupted Chunks
    🔧 Slimefun Enhancements

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    What is the theme of the current season?

    The theme of the current season is “The Corrupted Chunks,” where players explore a realm sealed by ancient gods and face tougher challenges as they venture further.

    Is there an economy system in the server?

    Yes, Master Realm has a robust economy with coins and an auction house for trading and buying exclusive kits and custom items.

    What are some new features in this season?

    Some new features include exploring a corrupted world, new machines and gadgets in Slimefun, and 100 new dungeons and bosses for players to conquer.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by using the IP address: mr.enviromc.net and joining the Discord server at https://discord.gg/bwUwd9b6BS.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gen Z Minecraft Server

    Gen Z Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 3861
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Mines Excavated: 3464 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 6502
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it!

    So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Who needs the real world when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • How did they do it? Minecraft SMP

    How did they do it? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 4888
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where Dick Cheney is worshipped as a god and his face is plastered all over the server. We believe that he was not only an honorable statesman, but also a master builder in Minecraft. Rumor has it that he once built a mansion out of diamond blocks in just one day!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold wild parties every night. You never know who you’ll run into down there – maybe even Barack Obama or George W. Bush! And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every weekend. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you questioning your sanity, join us now! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Dick Cheney himself.

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  • CraftyBFFs Minecraft Server

    CraftyBFFs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 9798
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Magic Items Found: 1107
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from floods and drama just like our friend here! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine building your own virtual house to escape from thigh-high water, just like our protagonist did. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic stories in Minecraft?

    And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with Rielly and Anna in our server. Will you confess your feelings and face rejection, or will you find a way to win their hearts?

    Join us now for a flood-free, drama-filled experience like no other. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingBlockDrama

    WeddingBlockDrama
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 793
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fashion police are always on duty! Join us for a chance to show off your virtual style and get brutally honest feedback from our resident fashion experts.

    Imagine a world where your outfit choices can make or break your reputation in the virtual realm. Will you be hailed as a trendsetter or shunned for your questionable fashion sense? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    We promise a wedding dress code that will make you question everything you thought you knew about fashion. From long skirts paired with bralettes to who knows what else, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So come on in, grab your pixelated wardrobe, and get ready to strut your stuff in the most outrageous outfits you can imagine. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual fashion icon of our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KissCraft LOLZ!

    KissCraft LOLZ!
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 3988
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Enchantments Applied: 149
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ores Mined: 1307
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Potions Brewed: 66 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to always say the weirdest thing after a kiss! Join us for a wild ride of smooches and absurdity as we compete to come up with the most outrageous post-kiss comments. From declaring your love for a block of dirt to professing your undying affection for a creeper, anything goes on this server. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the madness, come join us for some unforgettable kissing shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • UkrainianDroneWars Minecraft Server

    UkrainianDroneWars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 9683
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Falling into the Void: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching drone attacks on russian cities! defend your city from the crazy ukrainians and build epic fortresses to protect yourself! who will win this epic battle of the ages? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the madness now!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WarCraftyPutinLOL

    WarCraftyPutinLOL
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 9620
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 473
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got dragons flying around, like real ones, not those wimpy ender dragons. and, get this, our villagers are like, super smart and can actually hold a conversation with you.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

    but the best part is, we have this crazy story line where Putin and Starmer are having a rap battle to end the Ukraine war. like, who even knew they were into that kind of thing? but hey, anything can happen on this server.

    so come join us and be a part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pac Man VR Horror Game

    Pac Man VR Horror Game
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 8306
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 944774 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    u ever wonder what it would feel like if pac-man was in first person virtual reality? well, imagine running around a maze, being chased by ghosts, but instead of seeing it from the top down, you’re right there in the action. it would be like a horror game, but with the added thrill of being able to actually feel like you’re being chased by a giant yellow circle. that’s the kind of adrenaline rush you can expect on our minecraft server. join us for a wild ride through mazes, ghosts, and maybe even some power pellets. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in store? come see for yourself and experience the madness firsthand.

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