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Goat Ass Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Potions Brewed:	199	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries are so obsessed with goat ass that they can’t stop playing! But don’t worry, there’s more to this server than just furry shenanigans.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.

But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!

Buff Network

Alliance, Anarchy, Battles, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, custom server, DOMINATE, Economy, Events, Friends, Hardcore, health, Heart, INTENSE, LifeSteal, PvP, pvp server, Solo, Survival, Thrilling, vibrant

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Votes:	906	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

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BlastDay

Adventure, age-friendly, BlastDay, Builder, Community, competitor, Creative, Diverse, Explorer, game modes, Gaming, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Spirited, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9310	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Enchantments Applied:	231
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

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2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

2b2t, Anarchy, banned, Bases, BUILD, bullet, Chaos, Clans, collapse, CREEPERS, Japan, Management, Minecraft, REIGNS, Ride, rules, served, Server, sushi, Trains

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

Java/IP	2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/IP	mc.2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/Port	20302
Region	Japan

2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

The choice is yours as to what you do.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players?	No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
Is there a limit to what I can build on the server?	No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

Apple, Apple fanboys, apple products, brand loyalty., consumer behavior, consumerism, digital lifestyle, drone, Drones, innovation, ipad, iPhone, macbook, marketing tactics, Minecraft, North Americans, smartphone addiction, smp, tech culture, tech obsession, Tech Trends, Technology

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7110	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Animals Bred:	199
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

GooglyMinecraftSMP

algorithm, changes, Competition, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, GooglyMinecraftSMP, internet, online presence, Optimization, organic search, Quality, Ranking, Relevance, search engine, search results, Seo, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, website traffic

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

CreeperCIARecruit2021

#covert operations, agent, Analysis, Assessment, cia, Confidence, CreeperCIARecruit2021, Espionage, Government, intelligence, interview, investigation, national security, Recruitment, SECURITY, Skills, Spy, Surveillance, tests, top secret, Training

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aerospace, collaboration, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, export, Import, India, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Partnership, restricted technology, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, supplier, Technology, Trade

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Votes:	7420	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Crops Grown:	1700
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

RedstoneRumble

Armed Forces, Attack, battle, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Experiment, international relations, military forces, military technology, RedstoneRumble, Russian soldier, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Targeting, test, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, warzone

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can test out deadly drones on ur enemies like the ukrainian army did to that lone russian soldier? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! imagine flying around in ur own drone, zappin’ fools left and right, all while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. come join us and unleash ur inner military strategist while having a blast in the world of blocks and pixels. trust me, u won’t regret it!

CytoNetwork

battle, BUILD, Clans, commands, Community, competitive, Cooperative Survival, Cracked, Custom Features, gameplay, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, Premium, PvP, Requests, smp, Survival, TEAM, Teleport, Thrive

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Cyto Network is a Minecraft SMP server designed for both cracked and premium players, ensuring an inclusive and competitive gameplay experience. Premium players can seamlessly join without needing to enter a password, while cracked players are protected by a secure login system. The server offers essential commands like /tpa for teleport requests, making it easy to team up with friends, and /clans, allowing you to form or join powerful clans to dominate the world together. Whether you enjoy cooperative survival, intense PvP, or exploring custom features, Cyto Network is the perfect place to build, battle, and thrive. Join today and become part of our growing community!

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