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Goat Ass Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ores Mined:	6626
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries are so obsessed with goat ass that they can’t stop playing! But don’t worry, there’s more to this server than just furry shenanigans.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.

But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, Black, Cracker, derogatory, discrimination, height, hurtful, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitive, Master, Minecraft, no pussy, offensive, Pathetic, prejudice, racial slurs, racial tension, racism, Riddle, short, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Towns Built:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6325
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com

🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

Anarchy, comfort, Communication, Development, donation, equality, freedom, Hardcore, Management, Minecraft, Mini Games, Protection, PvP, Server, Stability, Survival, Thematic, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8636	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

►Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

pvp.landymine.ru:19132

Epic Fail Minecraft Server

accepting mortality, addressing failure, belief in God, coping mechanisms, coping with gym, coping with life, coping with uncertainty, coping with video games, dealing with failure, delusional beliefs, Epic, existential crisis, facing reality, Fail, failures to launch, fear of death, fear of the future, finding purpose, finding the will to go on, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, socially accomplished normies

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of the existential dread weighing you down? Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. Build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find some diamonds to ease the pain of knowing we’re all doomed to die one day.

Our server is the ultimate coping mechanism for those who just can’t deal with the harsh truths of life. So come on, join us and let’s escape reality together in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

Move to America Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, collapse, Crisis, decision, discussion, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, immigration, Impact, instability, Minecraft, Move, Moving, opportunity, perspective, Relocation, smp, Tariffs, Trade, uncertainty

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Forget about politics, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about tariffs. Join us and witness the chaos as Europe implodes in the most entertaining way possible. Who needs a stable economy when you have a server full of hilarious shenanigans? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride!

PurgeSonic

Active players, Bosses, Community, Cracked, Custom Items, custom maps, Custom Plugins, Discord, Earth, Economy, Factions, Factions plugin, factions server, Fun, Grief Prevention, ip address, PvP, Raiding, Server Events, Slimefun, Survival, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to PurgeSonic! Bringing the factions on earth experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!

Our Features: Custom maps Bosses Slimefun Factions Cracked And much more in the making!

Check out our Discord here: https://discord.gg/8NHQP9Ycn5 Here is our IP: mc.purgesonic.lat

mc.purgesonic.lat:25587

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Character Teaser, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the chance to meet Chasca, the goddess of Love and Peace, who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders. And if that’s not enough, we have characters like Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu waiting to team up with you in epic battles against mobs and monsters.

But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior and mage skills. Plus, don’t miss out on our event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win sweet rewards until November 7.

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as a diamond block, so you’ll always be rewarded for your loyalty. Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a hidden chest full of treasure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists – just like when you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

The Neuro-sama General – Minecraft SMP Swarm

#youtube, ai, AI learning, AI resources, AI understanding, chat interaction, Educational, Gaming, general, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, neural network, neuro-sama, neurosama, osu, singing, smp, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP out there? Come hang out with Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who’s taking the internet by storm! She’s a neural network created to dominate osu!, but now she’s branching out into VTubing and causing chaos in the chat.

Our schedule is packed with unhinged rants, gaming sessions, and collaborations with other VTubers. You never know what Neuro-sama will do next – she’s a virtual wildcard!

Check out our links for all the AI shenanigans: Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you want to dive deeper into the world of AI, we’ve got educational resources to expand your mind (and maybe even take over the world yourself).

Don’t miss out on the VODs, merch, and exclusive content. Join the madness today and become part of the Neuro-sama swarm! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her favorite minion… 😉🤖🎮 #MinecraftMadness #NeuroSamaSMP

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventures, Asians, athlete, athletes, blocky, channel, Chiaki, Competition, Diversity, Favorite, female, Girls, INTERESTING, kyrie, Minecraft, opinion, opinionated, recommended, Server, sports, Sportsmanship, Video, watch

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Emeralds Found:	596	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and of course, ASIANS! That’s right, our server is filled with all your favorite sports girls from around the world, including Chiaki and Kyrie.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the Sparkly Rainbow Diamond Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our diverse cast of characters and one-of-a-kind treasures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Castle Vania Thread Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Belmont, Castle, Castlevania, classic, Download, dracula, Emulator, FANTASY, free, Gaming, Konami, Legally, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, Play, Retro, smp, Thread, Vampire, Vania, video game

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of playing on that boring old emulator where you have to constantly worry about getting banned? Well, say goodbye to all that stress and join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can own your own land legally for free!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the freedom to build whatever your heart desires, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a monthly Ender Dragon beauty pageant!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!