furry jokes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Goat Ass Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries are so obsessed with goat ass that they can’t stop playing! But don’t worry, there’s more to this server than just furry shenanigans.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.

But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!

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LieCraft SMP: Ridiculous Tales

deceitful behavior, Deception, dishonesty, fabrications, falsehoods, fibbing, funny lies, LieCraft, mendacity, outrageous falsehoods, prevarication, Ridiculous, ridiculous lie, smp, storytelling, Tales, tall stories, tall tales, unbelievable stories, untruths, White Lies, whoppers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and battling alien villagers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you enchanted golden carrots for your most prized possessions. And rumor has it that if you can find the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within the server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

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KissCraft: The Awkward Edition

awkward, butterflies, Crush, Edition, first kiss, gentle, heart racing, high school, innocent, kiss experience, KissCraft, lips touching, memorable, Nervous, relationship milestone, Romantic, special moment, SWEET, TEENAGE, teenage romance, Tender, unforgettable

Have you ever kissed a Creeper in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can experience that and so much more! Our players have reported feeling a rush of excitement and adrenaline as they lean in for that explosive smooch. Join us for a truly unforgettable first kiss experience that will leave you wanting more!

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RageCraft Minecraft Server

Civil unrest, crime, demonstrations, Fire, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indian, Justice, killing, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, protest, public outcry, Ragecraft, Rally, rape, Safety, Server, Social Issues, Teargas, Trainee Doctor, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a bonfire, then you gotta join this server. We got Indian Police firing teargas at rallies against rape and killing of trainee doctors…wait, what? Nah, just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that even the cops would be like, “What in the blocky world is going on here?!” Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories that’ll have you saying, “I can’t believe that just happened in Minecraft!”

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BlockyRx: Crafting Cures & Bypassing Failures

BlockyRx, bypassing, Crafting, Cures, Disease, drug delivery, drug design, drug development, drug discovery, drug efficacy, drug formulation., Drug Interaction, drug metabolism, drug resistance, drug screening, drug targeting, drug toxicity, druggable, Failures, GPCR receptors, Mechanism, pharmaceuticals, research, study, successful drug design

Yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft playground, ya know? We got crazy builds, epic mini-games, and a whole bunch of awesome players to hang out with.

But here’s the real kicker – we got this secret potion that makes you build like a pro! No more messing up your builds or getting stuck in a block. With our potion, you’ll be the master builder of the server in no time.

And get this – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all kinds of rare loot. But here’s the catch – you gotta solve a series of crazy puzzles to find it. It’s like a real-life adventure, but in Minecraft!

So come join us on this epic server and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and madness that awaits you!

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Lost in SpaceLink: Where SMP, Factions, Skyblock, and Skygrid collide!

collide, Factions, Lost, Network, Skyblock, Skygrid, smp, SpaceLink

Server Overview

Server	Gamemodes
Skyblock	Daily Rewards, Custom Islands, Economy System and Shop, Minions, Spawners
Survival	Modified world generation, Economy System and Shop, Daily Rewards, No resets (Semi-Vanilla), RTP!
Skygrid	Infinite grid of resources, Daily Rewards, Economy System and Shop
Factions	Proper Clan System, Economy system and shop, Daily Rewards, Spawners

Server Info

Version: 1.8 – 1.21

Recommended version: 1.21

IP: play.spacelink.cc (Java Only)

Website: https://spacelink.cc/

Discord: https://discord.gg/ezeWRtaeje

FAQ

1. What versions does the server support?

The server supports versions 1.8 to 1.21, with 1.21 being the recommended version.

2. What gamemodes are available on the server?

The server offers Skyblock, Survival (Modified and Semi-Vanilla), Skygrid, and Factions.

3. What features are available in Skyblock?

Features in Skyblock include Daily Rewards, Custom Islands, Economy System and Shop, Minions, and Spawners.

4. What features are available in Survival?

Survival features include Modified world generation, Economy System and Shop, Daily Rewards, No resets (Semi-Vanilla), and RTP!

5. What features are available in Skygrid?

Skygrid features an infinite grid of resources, Daily Rewards, and Economy System and Shop.

6. What features are available in Factions?

Factions features a Proper Clan System, Economy system and shop, Daily Rewards, and Spawners.

Mutahar’s Twitter Escape – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Censorship, Digital Detox, disgust, Escape, graphic depictions, healthy level, internet culture, leaving Twitter, meme, mental health, Minecraft, Mutahar, Mutahars, online behavior, Online Community, sane move, self-care, Server, Shit, shit fetishism, social media, toxic content, twitter

Are you tired of seeing graphic depictions of poop all over your Twitter feed? Want to escape the madness and join a Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not feces? Look no further! Our server is poop-free guaranteed, so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of stumbling upon any unsavory surprises. Join us now and say goodbye to shit fetishism once and for all!

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LetGoCraftsMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional release, eye irritation, forgiveness, good times, Healing Process, inner peace, LetGoCraftsMinecraftSMP, letting go, Memories, moving forward, moving on, moving past grief, Nostalgia, personal growth, Releasing, Self Discovery, self reflection

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.

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NoBroRideVacay

adhd, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, family vacation, INCONVENIENCE, late arrival, NoBroRideVacay, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, road trip, sacrifice, Schedule, sibling, sibling dynamics, unruly teenager

Are you tired of babysitting your unruly 15-year-old brother on family road trips? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos and embark on epic adventures without any annoying siblings tagging along!

Join our server and leave the drama behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to broken phones and laptops, and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Our server is the perfect getaway for those who crave peace and quiet, away from the madness of family trips. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Plus, we promise there won’t be any unexpected passengers hopping into your virtual car ride.

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LootLottery Minecraft SMP

celebration, dream, EXCITEMENT, financial freedom, first thing, Fortunate, Generosity, goals, Happiness, indulgence, jackpot, life changing, LootLottery, Lottery, Lucky, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Plans, smp, unexpected, winning, Wishes

If you won the lottery, the first thing you should do is join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in players who can do the floss dance in real life. So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie your way into the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe!

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BlockbusterMemories

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by. That’s right, on our server, pigs are the true masters of the dance floor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Cinema, where you can watch all your favorite movie scenes recreated in glorious blocky fashion. From Titanic to The Lion King, we’ve got it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret screening of the latest blockbuster before it’s even released!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a dancing pig or two along the way.

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