Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.
But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!
Rumor has it that one furry on the server bought a diamond block house just because they thought it matched their fur color. Another furry spent all their emeralds on a pet parrot that only speaks in memes. And don’t even get us started on the furry who built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit just for fun.
But hey, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em! Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich too and be able to afford your own diamond block mansion. So come on in and see if you can keep up with the furries on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to have a potato war. Yes, you read that right. A POTATO WAR. It was a battle of epic proportions, with players flinging potatoes at each other like there was no tomorrow. The winner? The one who managed to hit the most chickens with their starchy projectiles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Picture this: dancing creepers, glowstone dance floors, and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. It’s a party you’ll never forget, that’s for sure.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us at s/fur! Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in Minecraft gameplay. They will guide you through the world with their superior llama knowledge.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a real party animal.
3. Our server has a special potion that turns all the animals into adorable baby versions of themselves. Imagine riding a tiny baby pig around the world, it’s cuteness overload!
4. We have a unique PvP arena where players battle it out using only baked potatoes as weapons. It’s a carb-loaded showdown that will leave you hungry for victory.
So what are you waiting for? Join G/fur today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame this elusive creature will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life. Will you be the one to claim the title of Chicken Whisperer?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaids who will trade rare items for your most useless junk. Who knew that trading with mermaids could be so profitable?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures with lotsa bois to goon to all day!
Join our server and experience a world where furries are banned for their shady behavior. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs without the fear of being harassed by furries looking for a quick fling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all furry creatures, so you can play in peace without worrying about unwanted advances.
So why wait? Join our furry-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to those pesky sex pests once and for all!