Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.
But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!
Rumor has it that one furry on the server bought a diamond block house just because they thought it matched their fur color. Another furry spent all their emeralds on a pet parrot that only speaks in memes. And don’t even get us started on the furry who built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit just for fun.
But hey, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em! Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich too and be able to afford your own diamond block mansion. So come on in and see if you can keep up with the furries on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to have a potato war. Yes, you read that right. A POTATO WAR. It was a battle of epic proportions, with players flinging potatoes at each other like there was no tomorrow. The winner? The one who managed to hit the most chickens with their starchy projectiles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Picture this: dancing creepers, glowstone dance floors, and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. It’s a party you’ll never forget, that’s for sure.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us at s/fur! Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in Minecraft gameplay. They will guide you through the world with their superior llama knowledge.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a real party animal.
3. Our server has a special potion that turns all the animals into adorable baby versions of themselves. Imagine riding a tiny baby pig around the world, it’s cuteness overload!
4. We have a unique PvP arena where players battle it out using only baked potatoes as weapons. It’s a carb-loaded showdown that will leave you hungry for victory.
So what are you waiting for? Join G/fur today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame this elusive creature will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life. Will you be the one to claim the title of Chicken Whisperer?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaids who will trade rare items for your most useless junk. Who knew that trading with mermaids could be so profitable?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures with lotsa bois to goon to all day!
Join our server and experience a world where furries are banned for their shady behavior. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs without the fear of being harassed by furries looking for a quick fling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all furry creatures, so you can play in peace without worrying about unwanted advances.
So why wait? Join our furry-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to those pesky sex pests once and for all!
Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a giant chicken in a tutu.
But wait, there's more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move and the zombies do the thriller dance.
So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you'll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, did we mention we have a pet llama that tells dad jokes? Yeah, it's pretty epic.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for our in-game events that will blow your mind. We’ve got a Dragon Quest Collab that will have you battling golems in the hills until June 20th. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – you’ll be swimming in treasure until June 24th!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Yo-kai Watch event re-run that will have you hunting down spirits until version 7.0? Or our PvP Series 5 that will have you battling it out like a true warrior until version 7.0 as well?
But the real reason to join our server? The meetups, of course! From movie nights to gaming tournaments, we’ve got it all. Join us for a liveletter meetup, a big trouble in little China movie night, or even a Mario Party Salty Bet showdown. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created and let the fun begin!
We’ve got pregnant players who walk slower than a turtle, husbands who pull ahead without looking back, and wives who get mad over the tiniest things. But hey, who needs a beach when you can have all this excitement in-game?
So come join us and experience the thrill of wondering if your virtual spouse will trip and fall while you’re off exploring. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your relationship status. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears sunglasses and drops disco balls instead of experience points.
Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct a castle made entirely out of cake or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t worry about griefers, our mods are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting to protect your creations.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).
