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The Blocky Banter Brigade: Server No. 265471451 by Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, Brigade, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Towns Built:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Void Armor Forged:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
New Chunks Explored:	259371	Star Shards Collected:	231

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can party with zombies and skeletons to the latest Minecraft hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Chicken, whose eggs are said to grant wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Blocky Mile High Club: A Minecraft Server for Exploring Denver’s Virtual Twin!

blocky, city culture, city life, club, colorado, commuting, cost of living, denver, Denvers, Exploring, HIGH, housing market, Houston, Job Opportunities, job relocation, lifestyle change, Mile, Minecraft, mountain views, Moving, outdoor activities, outskirts, public transportation, Server, texas, traffic, twin, urban living, virtual, weather, work

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life? Do you dream of living on the outskirts and commuting to work in style? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of city living and enjoy a peaceful commute to your virtual job.

Imagine waking up in your virtual house on the outskirts of our server, surrounded by beautiful pixelated landscapes and peaceful mobs. You hop on your virtual minecart and zip through the city to your virtual office, all while dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of commuting within the city like never before. Who needs a car when you can ride a minecart to work? Plus, you’ll never have to worry about traffic jams or road rage again. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server!

Hot Blocks & Cool Creepers: ‘/sauna/’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Opetuspainos! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for tacos made of pure gold.

So why wait? Join Opetuspainos today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. Just be sure to watch out for the ninja creepers and dancing skeletons – they’re known to throw epic dance parties that you won’t want to miss!

Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 673526275

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4677
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Gods Slained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up out of nowhere to cheer you on!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a fierce army of ninja kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours – because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

IranianMinecraftMadness: Where Scott Ritter’s military dreams come to life in pixelated glory!

#youtube, Analysis, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, discussion, dreams, expert analysis, George Galloway, Glory, international relations, iran, IranianMinecraftMadness, Life, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military display, nuclear program, pixelated, Politics, recent history, Ritters, sanctions, Scott, Scott Ritter, Technology, Video, weapons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2698	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Votes:	8255
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Scott Ritter appears, ready to debate George Galloway on the best mining techniques. Will they settle their differences with a friendly game of spleef? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic LOLs!

Account Stats, Akali, blood moon, brand, Builds, CraftyLegends, Empyrean, Epic, Fiddlesticks, High Noon Event, kayle, League, league of legends, Legends, lolg, lols, malzahar, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, varus, zed, Zyra

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will be roaming around causing chaos. And don’t miss out on the Blood Moon event where things get extra spooky with Kayle, Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand running amok.

But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.

And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Runes Activated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Block Punch Mania

action, Anime, bald, BLOCK, comedy, fuck, Genos, hero association, Jesus, Manga, Mania, Monsters, One Punch Man, Parody, Powerful, Punch, retarded Jews, Rewrite, saitama, satire, script, SuperHero, unfunny hacks

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	3451	Enchantments Applied:	88
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

Abi Kadabura, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, collide, CraftyV4M, crystallis, Debut Merch, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, Globie gen 2, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, memes, Mono Monet, Mono’s birthday, Obari Luca, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, pixels, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, useful links, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	7980
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!