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Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

AI art porn, Anonymity, celeb, controversial topics, Crafty, desu, diaper, drawthread, für, Great, internet culture, make /b great again, memes, online communities, open /b, real nudity, shota, socials, Taste, Threads, trump, Trump-tards, waifu

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

Chaos, Community, Country, Crafty, culture, current affairs, Events, global events, Happenings, happenings around the world, happenings in my country, happenings in your country, Lifestyle, local ], local news, national, News, Politics, society, Traditions, world news

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

Activity, Choice, comfort, decision, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, Furniture, Game, hobby, leisure, loom, madness, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Preference, Relaxation, seating, Sitting, stool, WEAVING

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

Blizzard, coomers, Crafty, Death to all coomers, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, general, General Resources, Hotfixes, lols, McWow, minecrafty, murlok, raider, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shenanigans, Summer Trading Post, the war within, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, Warbands, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, WoW Petopia, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1258
Meteorites Collected:	4	New Chunks Explored:	770258
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	New Chunks Explored:	364737
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

Creepin’ Conflict

Accountability, Argument, Blame, clarification, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CREEPIN, Dispute, error, Fault, Interpretation, judgment, mediation, mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, Curiosity, DISCOVER, Enigma, Explore, Intrigue, Investigate, Mystery, Ponder, question.., Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, unravel, Unraveling, unraveling the mystery, unraveling the unknown, what happens here, Wonder

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	523	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, activism, Attack, civil rights, Community, economic justice, fight back, Global, Government, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, OAKLAND, Oppression, Parking, parking tickets, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, State, ticket, war tactic, Wars, Working class

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Votes:	1689

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

4chan servers, 64bit Edition, blog, competitive, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, HUDs, leagues, linux, loadouts, lobbies, meets, Minecraft, Mods, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki, windows

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!