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CoolCraft Central

amazing, Awesome, central, cool stuff, coolcraft, COOLEST, education, eye-opening, facts, Fascinating, Fun facts, Impressive.., Incredible, INTERESTING, jaw-dropping, knowledge, learning, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, Trivia, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Have you ever seen a llama ride a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build your very own roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see just how wild Minecraft can get!

BlockyBattles Minecraft Server

blockybattles, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Deal, Diplomatic, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian territories, Peace, Political, Proposal, rejection, Server, Terrorism, Truce, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Runes Activated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	120661
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Let me tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server where crazy stuff goes down 24/7! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Israel and Hamas tried to join in on the fun. They were all like, “Yo, can we trade some diamonds for some hostages and a ceasefire?” And we were all like, “Nah, bro, we’re too busy building giant statues of Steve riding a dragon.”

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Zelenskyy’s Illegitimate Server

afd, Boycotts, bundestag, controversy, Democracy, diplomatic relations, Europe, extremism, far right, German, Government, illegitimate, international relations, nationalism, opposition, Politics, president, Server, Speech, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	817	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through fields of diamonds. but like, the best part is that our president is a legit unicorn named Zelenskyy. he’s so cool that even the far-right AfD in Germany called him “illegitimate” because they were jealous of his unicorn powers. but like, who cares about them when you can join our server and hang out with a legit unicorn president? come join us and boycott boring servers, man. unicorns rule!

BotBots & Peeps

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Behavior, BotBots, conformity, Expectations, Human Behavior, Human nature, human-like robots, Humanity, machine learning, Peeps, people, robotic behavior, Robots, social expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, societal roles, society, Technology, technology advancement

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4887
Mines Excavated:	3443	Emeralds Found:	8841
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Farms Harvested:	728

lol join our server for the most wacky and wild time of your life! we got robots pretending to be humans and humans pretending to be robots. it’s a total mind twist, dude. you never know who’s who! one time, a robot started speaking in emojis and everyone thought it was a new language. it was cray cray! if you wanna experience the ultimate identity crisis, come join us. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. it’s lit, fam. so come on down and join the fun!

PollutionPurgeCraft

deaths, Environment, Global, health, Pollution, pollution awareness, pollution consequences, pollution control, pollution crisis, pollution data, pollution deaths, pollution effects, pollution health risks, Pollution impact, pollution mortality, pollution prevention, pollution research, pollution solutions, pollution statistics, pollution study, PollutionPurgeCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Star Shards Collected:	149
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Zombie Dances:	2

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF cuz we got like, a global scale of deaths caused by pollution laid bare, but like, in Minecraft form. Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out in a post-apocalyptic world filled with toxic waste and mutant creatures. Will you survive the madness or become just another victim of the pollution? Only one way to find out, join us now and embrace the insanity!

Finallai: Where even creepers think twice about blowing up your stuff!

Auctionhouse, Aureliumskills, battlepass, blowing, Coreprotect, CREEPERS, Dailyrewards, DecentHolograms, DeluxeMenus, eGlow, Finallai, Gaming, Griefprevention, Jobs, MCMMO, minecraft adventure, Multiverse-Core, Mythicmobs, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Spark, Stuff, UltimateAirdrops, Ultracosmetics, Worldguard

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Finallai Minecraft Server

Features
mcMMO
AureliumSkills
Jobs
AuctionHouse
GriefPrevention
Multiverse-Core
BattlePass
DailyRewards
UltimateAirdrops
UltraCosmetics
eGlow
DecentHolograms
MythicMobs
Quests
DeluxeMenus
CoreProtect
WorldGuard
spark

Join Finallai, a premier Minecraft server with a vibrant community and exciting features!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/tkEHNNd85w

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply launch Minecraft and enter the server IP address or domain name.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules can be found on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the Finallai Minecraft server and explore together.

Q: Are there any special events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we regularly host special events, competitions, and challenges for players to participate in and win exciting rewards.

AutistCraft Minecraft Server

anti-social, autism, AutistCraft, brain damaged, bright future, bugs, Community oriented, family-oriented, healthy White people, heavy metals, homosexuals, independent, infantile fetishes, mentally diseased, Minecraft, mutational genetic load, narco abusers, neurological damage, niggers, Poos, Server, sexual fetishes, societal chaos, sperging, spics, white society

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Star Shards Collected:	50
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have banned all heavy metals to prevent any neurological damage! Join us and escape the clutches of society’s outcasts who are causing chaos with their infantile and sexual fetishes. We are creating a white, family-oriented community free from the burden of brain-damaged individuals. Say goodbye to autism and hello to a bright future with healthy White people! So come on, join us and build a world without the chaos of society’s rejects. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, Chronicle, covers, Daiya Fortuna, Idol, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, Lottie Shinju, Minecraft, Miuna Usako, Official Links, original songs, PixelFriends, PixelLink, PixelLink General, PixelPals, PixelStart+, Raki Kazuki, Reverie, schedules, Server, Specialite., V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Votes:	7590
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the players are crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Join us for a chance to play with the most entertaining group of gamers you’ll ever meet. From a clumsy girl next door who does ASMR to a delulu cutie who dominates soulslikes, we’ve got it all.

But wait, there’s more! Our gremlin dino baby will have you rolling on the floor with peepeepoopoo jokes, and our challenge gamer will make you question your own gaming skills.

And don’t even get us started on our original songs and covers. From “RAKTOBER” to “HAPPY HALLOWEEN,” our PixelStart+ crew will have you jamming out like never before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

StepMomSwapsFamTrips

Africa, Argument, chance, colonizers, DAUGHTER, Difficult, Divorce, family, insult, Invitation, missionaries, opportunity, remarriage, Resentment, Safari, softball tournament, Son, STEPDAUGHTER, StepMomSwapsFamTrips, Tears, travel offer

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ores Mined:	2746
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Potions Brewed:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure that’s more intense than trying to plan a family trip to Africa with your ex-wife’s daughter!

Experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous terrain, just like navigating through family drama. Build your own safari camp and invite your son and his family to join you on epic quests. But be warned, there may be unexpected twists and turns, just like unexpected arguments with family members.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the wilderness and mend broken family relationships, all while avoiding “colonizers” and softball tournaments. Join our server now for a safari adventure like no other!

Bedrock Bliss Minecraft Server

aging, bedrock, Bliss, Communication, Confidence, coping strategies, Emotional support, Intimacy, long-term relationships, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, Minecraft, open communication, performance anxiety, physical changes, relationship advice, self esteem, Server, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, Therapy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	5387
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save your virtual love life! Join us and experience a world where your block-placing skills translate to epic moves between the sheets. Who needs Viagra when you have diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes to spice things up? Trust us, your partner will be begging for more once they see your redstone creations. So come on, join our server and get ready to mine, craft, and get freaky like never before!