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PapercutPocalypseMC

Accidents, Analysis, Cuts, data, declining, Decrease, health, historical, Humanity, Injuries, Paper, PapercutPocalypseMC, Papercuts, past, Prevention, RECORD, Safety, statistics, Suffering, trend, year over year

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

PlasticPurgeCraft

circular economy, eco-friendly, environmental innovation., green technology, innovative solutions, new process, plastic alternatives, plastic bags, plastic bottles, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic reduction, plastic repurposing, plastic waste, PlasticPurgeCraft, recycled plastics, recycling, sustainable technology, vaporizes plastic, waste management, yielding gases

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Potions Brewed:	95	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

join dis server and u can be part of da epic quest to vaporize all da plastic bags and bottles in da world! we use some crazy technology to turn dem into gases and den make new, recycled plastics out of dem. it’s like magic but wit science! come help save da environment and have fun at da same time. also, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all da rarest blocks and treasures. u never know what u might find down dere. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild adventure!

Swipe left on real life, join LifeSwipeSmp now! Mostly Vanilla 1.21

1.21, active server, Builds, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Discord, friendly community, Fun, Join, left, Life, LifeSwipeSmp, looking for players, minecraft server, multiplayer, Players, real, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, smp, smp server, Survival, swipe, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Items Found:	2164	Players Killed by Monsters:	4016
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5775	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Community	Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

blocky, Climax, ejaculation, handjob, Haven, intimate moment, intimate touch, jizzing, Minecraft, orgasm, physical gratification, physical pleasure, Physical Release, physical response, physical sensation, Pleasure, Sensation, Server, sexual arousal, sexual climax, sexual experience, sexual pleasure, sexual release, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	4833
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Broadcast, CraftyCrafter420, Entertainment, Events, Fox, Fox network, Fox programming, live events, mastermind, Minecraft, Network, programming, Schedule, schedule change, SmackDown, Smackdown on Fox, smp, sports, television, TV, wrestling, wrestling events, wrestling on TV, wwe

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a Smackdown event on Fox – full of drama, action, and unexpected twists! Join us if you’re ready to rumble with other players, embark on epic quests, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the world of Minecraft!

ExSisterInLawRevenge Minecraft Server

ExSisterInLawRevenge, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Star Shards Collected:	147	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no exes will be invited, especially not your brother’s ex who causes all sorts of trouble! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about unwanted guests. Plus, we have a special “no exes allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful gaming environment. So join now and leave the family drama behind!

StepSisBdayRuinedLOL

abandonment, bio family, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, dad’s side of the family, extended family, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, favoritism, gift giving, Grandparents, parental neglect, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, StepSisBdayRuinedLOL, stepsister, stepsister’s birthday

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of step-sibling rivalry, absentee parents, and birthday party drama that will make your head spin!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that truly understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but with creepers and diamond swords!

Imagine a world where your stepdad prioritizes his stepdaughter over you, where birthday gifts are given based on who shows up to family dinners, and where the drama never ends. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of crazy family dynamics to escape into? Let’s mine, build, and unleash our inner drama llamas together!

Minecraft SMP: NoobMagnet

Communication, complex individuals, Cultural differences, different personalities, diverse individuals, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, Minecraft, NoobMagnet, people, personality types, Perspectives, Psychology, smp, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, societal norms, Understanding, unique characteristics

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!

IceBreakerCraft

conversation starters, fun fact, fun ice breaker games, fun ice breaker ideas, fun ice breaker questions, getting to know you, ice breaker activities, ice breaker activities for adults, ice breaker games, ice breaker questions, ice breaker questions for groups, ice breaker questions for meetings, ice breaker questions for students, ice breaker questions for work, ice breakers, IceBreakerCraft, interesting facts, networking, personal trivia, socializing, Team Building

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring ice breakers? Well, on our Minecraft server, the fun fact you can use is that you once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh until you cry. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret hidden treasure of the legendary Chicken King! So why wait? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SuspendCraft: No Legal Rep, No Play!

Brazil, Brazilian law, compliance, court order., Data Protection, digital rights, internet, judge, judicial decision, law enforcement, Legal, legal action, legal obligations, legal representative, Legal System, online platform, Platform, Play, privacy rights, refusal, Rep, SuspendCraft, suspends, Technology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

so, like, this server is so lit that even brazilian judges are getting involved! they were like, “yo, you gotta name a legal rep or we gonna shut you down!” but we were like, “nah, we too cool for that, we don’t need no legal rep!” and they were like, “fine, we gonna suspend you then.” but guess what? we still up and running, cause we don’t play by the rules, we make our own rules! join us for the most epic minecraft adventures and be part of a server that even the law can’t touch!