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CobraCraft Minecraft Server

action, Cheesy, Cobra Kai, CobraCraft, comedy, corny, Daniel LaRusso, Drama, Drunk, friday night, Johnny Lawrence, kids show, Kreese, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Netflix, Nostalgia, Redemption, Rivalry, season 6, Sensei, Server, tv show

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	34
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of Cobra Kai season 6 being a total snoozefest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more action, drama, and plot twists than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Forget about boring old karate tournaments, on our server you’ll be battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and building epic fortresses that would make even Miyagi proud. And don’t worry, Kreese is still the baddest villain around – but this time, he’s a creeper in disguise!

So grab a virtual drink, log on to our server, and get ready for the most epic adventure of your life. Who needs Cobra Kai when you can join us for some seriously crazy Minecraft fun? Kick back, relax, and let the games begin!

UghCraft – Humans Suck

abhorrent actions, annoying habits, appalling behavior, cringe-worthy moments, deplorable actions, despicable conduct, detestable behavior, disappointing actions, disgraceful behavior, disgusting behavior, embarrassing incidents, frustrating encounters, Human nature, humans, irritating situations, negative experiences, regrettable actions, repulsive behavior, revolting behavior, shameful behavior, Suck, UghCraft, unpleasant interactions

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	5685	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with pigs for all your precious resources. And watch out for the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are terrorizing the countryside with their terrible singing.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pigs and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or stick with the pig overlords? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s just how we like it!

NukeCraftIranWeeks

Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, iran, material production, MIDDLE EAST, military intelligence, non-proliferation efforts, nuclear bomb, nuclear capabilities, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftIranWeeks, potential threat, proliferation, sanctions, security concerns, uranium enrichment, US, weeks

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mines Excavated:	2644	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we be makin’ nuclear bombs in weeks just like Iran! imagine the power u gonna have with that kind of firepower in the game. blow up ur enemies in style, fam. join now and be the ultimate bomb maker in the blocky world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

HeartburnCraft: Where Java 1.20.2 serves up hot economy and 15 online players, no resets or griefing allowed!

1.20.2, Active Economy, Allowed, Auctions, Community, Economy, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Resets, ONLINE, online players, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, serves, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	875	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

HearthCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store
Server Start	October 2018
World Reset	Never reset. World dates back to July 2019.
Live Map	Check out the live map here

FAQ

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. You can verify this here.

Q: Are there resource worlds on the server?

A: Yes, there are resource worlds that reset monthly.

Q: Is there a marriage plugin on the server?

A: Yes, there is a marriage plugin available on the server.

MadokaCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Captivating, Characters, comparison, dark themes, Drama, emotional, engrossing, Entertainment, FANTASY, INTENSE, japanese animation, madoka magica, MadokaCraft, Magical Girls, Minecraft, plot twists, Popular, Psychological, series, Server, Storyline, Thought-provoking

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	2808	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is more engrossing than Madoka Magica on a rollercoaster ride with a unicorn! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle dragons with your pet llama sidekick, and even ride a rainbow to the land of unlimited diamonds! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

PixelAnime Minecraft Server

animated series, Anime, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ anime, LGBTQ Representation, Minecraft, non-binary characters, PixelAnime, queer representation, Server, tranime, trans characters, trans community, trans culture, trans representation, trans visibility, Transgender, transgender anime

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a team of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding. You’ll never be bored here because we have a quest where you have to find a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken in a tutu.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but fluffy bunnies wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ExHubbyDontKnow Minecraft Server

adhd, Adult Daughter, Alimony, burner account, Chronic pain, codependency, default, divorce settlement, ex husband, ExHubbyDontKnow, Guilt, ignore, junk mail, Legal, Marriage, Minecraft, Mutual, neurodivergence, retirement benefits, self-diagnosed, Server, SPLIT, understand

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in settling disputes with virtual blocks instead of real-life drama! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of divorce settlements and neurodivergent exes.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wild wolves, all while avoiding alimony disputes and unopened divorce decrees. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and adventure.

We promise that no one will be asking you to delay alimony reductions or claiming they didn’t understand the settlement due to their “neurodivergence.” Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting your next masterpiece and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So come join us and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who needs a messy divorce when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids

addict girlfriend, addict step son, barely getting by, custody battle, Divorce, drug addict, financial responsibility, healthy baby, heroin, Homeless, Meth, newborn son, NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids, opioids, Pregnancy, prescription pain pills, recovering addict, recovering alcoholic, refusing, retired, social worker, Suboxone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crops Grown:	1247	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a player who had to deal with a stepson who was a professional thief in-game. But wait, it gets crazier – this stepson also had a pregnant girlfriend who was addicted to rare diamond blocks! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

But fear not, brave player! On our server, you can experience all the drama and excitement without any real-life consequences. Build your own virtual family, deal with addict NPCs, and even have high-speed chases with the pixelated police. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a blocky soap opera of your own making!

DeathCraft: YOLO Edition

contemplation, death, death anxiety, death frequency, death reflection, DeathCraft, Edition, end of life, existential thoughts, facing mortality, fear of death, life and death, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality frequency, mortality mindset, mortality pondering, mortality reflection, thoughts on death, thoughts on mortality, yolo

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	933
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to look forward to is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have a dull moment again. We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t even get us started on our parkour challenges – one wrong move and you’ll fall into a pit of lava filled with dancing skeletons.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can test their survival skills against hordes of zombie villagers and evil witches. And if you manage to make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the thrill of death around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Jesses SMP (Vanilla)

Chatintegration, Communication, Community, Discord, fast server, Fullyvanilla, Fullyvanillasurvival, Growing, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, planet minecraft, Server, Shop, shop-owner, Shops, Simplevoicechat, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, VOICE, Voicechat

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	New Chunks Explored:	669023
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

A completely vanilla SMP with a fully built out spawn and a very well-made Discord server.

What makes my server unique is that unlike every other “vanilla server” out there, my server is actually vanilla. How many times have you looked around for a vanilla SMP just for you to find one that claims to be vanilla, and then you join and they have anti-grief protection or even small mods/plugins such as locked chests. Do you know how annoying this is? I hated this so much that I gave in and decided to make my own server.

Some features that my server has that is different from most servers is:

• A channel in the Discord server that links the Minecraft chat and the Discord chat to allow better communication

• A decently hard-to-get role in the Discord server called “Shop Owner” (It is much harder than what the title makes it seem, more info in the Discord)

• Completely vanilla unlike every other server that claims to be vanilla

• A fully complete Discord server that wasn’t rushed and was made by me (I’ve been making servers for almost four years)

• I give everyone several chances before getting banned and I’m not strict

• I don’t give people I know custom roles or special permissions such as operator or administrator just because I know them

• I play survival unlike almost every other server owner in which they go in creative or cheat to get stuff

• Simple Voice Chat (I still consider my server fully vanilla since voice chat is completely optional)

• Builds and shops will be at spawn which will make for a great community

• My server has 4 gigabytes of ram with a 200% cpu boost which allows fast server joining and chunk loading

This server is actively growing very fast so I hope to see some even more members from Planet Minecraft. My server is really well-thought out, has several cool features such as the Shop Owner role and chat integration, and I didn’t rush when I was making everything, so I hope you guys love everything that I spent hours creating.

Discord: discord.gg/BYT4r6ZRJX

109.230.238.222:25569