FunnyYearBookQuotes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HangryCraft: NoFoodForYou

car rules, communication barriers, counseling, counseling advice, eating out, errands, family dynamics, fast food, HangryCraft, Household, Hunger, INDEPENDENCE, low risk, McDonalds, MONEY, NoFoodForYou, ordering food, parenting, rules, script practice, social anxiety, Wendys

Looking for a Minecraft server that will push you out of your comfort zone? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of challenges and crazy adventures.

Just like the OP’s daughter, you’ll have to face your fears and step out of your comfort zone. In our server, you’ll have to order your own virtual food at our in-game restaurants. No hand-holding here, you gotta do it on your own!

But don’t worry, we won’t let you starve for days (just a few in-game hours). Our counselors (aka moderators) are here to guide you through the process and help you conquer your social anxiety, one virtual burger at a time.

So come join us on this epic journey of personal growth and fast food ordering. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as you can talk to them in the chat)!

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Zelenskiy’s Epic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, Drags On, Epic, FEARLESS, global affairs, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, negotiations, New Trump Presidency, Not Afraid, peace talks, Politics, president, resilience, russia, Server, Ukraine, united states, War, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

so like, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft with a president? well guess what, on our server u can play with zelenskiy himself! he’s like, not afraid of anything, not even a new trump presidency. he’s out here fighting wars and building houses at the same time. join our server for a wild time with zelenskiy and his epic minecraft skills. who needs politics when u have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? come join the fun!

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NordicNulledActivist

activism, asylum seeker, civil rights, discrimination, Exile, freedom fighter, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, ID annulled, identity crisis, immigration, injustice, international law, legal battle, NordicNulledActivist, norway, political persecution, protest, refugee, Russian activist, social justice

So, like, picture this: a Russian activist living in Norway, right? She’s just minding her own business, fighting for justice and stuff, when BAM! Her ID gets annulled out of nowhere. Like, what even is that? So now she’s all confused and has to start over, but she’s not gonna let that stop her. She decides to join this epic Minecraft server to escape the drama and build a new life for herself. And guess what? This server is so lit, it’s like a whole new world for her. She can mine for diamonds, build a castle, and even make friends with talking pigs. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and stuff. So if you’re feeling lost and need a fresh start, come join us on this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your inner Russian activist too. Just watch out for those annulled IDs, man. They’re sneaky little buggers.

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NanoWastedCraft

alcohol, cost effective, Differences, Drugs, dwarf community, dwarf individuals, dwarfism, financial responsibility, health, Lifestyle, Moderation, money saving, nanism, NanoWastedCraft, self-control, small stature, Sobriety, societal norms, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Unique

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got tiny peeps who save mad cash on booze and drugs! Why waste money on gettin’ wasted when u can join us and build epic tiny houses and ride tiny horses?! Plus, our mini players are like little warriors, takin’ on giant mobs with their tiny swords and armor. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, fam! Join now and be part of the tiny revolution!

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BrainCraftCureless

brain cancer, BrainCraftCureless, Breakthrough, children, Diagnosis, Future, Healthcare, Hope, immune therapy, incurable, Innovative, Kids, Medical, oncology, pediatric cancer, prognosis, Promise, research, Survival, Therapy, Treatment

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning into a block of cheese whenever you want. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is actually a time-traveling unicorn who can grant you wishes? yeah, true story. i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against giant spiders every day.

so, like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on all the wackiness and epicness. come join us and let’s make some magical memories together. unicorns and cheese blocks await you!

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BlueberrySMP – Join the misadventures of Hermitcraft wannabes, no creepers allowed!

Allowed, application, BlueberrySMP, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, gameplay, Guidelines, hermitcraft, Immersion, Immersive, java, Join, Misadventures, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, Projects, rules, Season, smp, Solarion, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Wannabes, Whitelist

About Us:

We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Azure, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!

Our Ideas:

Plugin	Description
Drop Heads	Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
SinglePlayerSleep	Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
DiscordSRV	Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!
Coreprotect	Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.
Simple VoiceChat	Allows players to speak in close proximity in-game with each other.
Axgraves	Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death.

Community:

At Azure SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

Commitment to The Vanilla Experience:

Azure SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

Application Process:

Joining the Azure SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows:

Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.
Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.
In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.

To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

Discord Invite Link

TossCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, New toss He just doesn’t miss Basketball Sports Accuracy Skill Athlete Precision Talent Game Competition Training Practice Shooting Hoops Court Team Victory Success Perfectionism, Server, TossCraft

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every player is a pro at tossing items! Our players have such insane accuracy that they can throw a diamond across the map and have it land right in your inventory. It’s like they have a built-in aimbot for tossing!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary player known as “The TossMaster.” Rumor has it that he once threw a stack of TNT into a creeper’s mouth from 100 blocks away and blew up an entire village in one shot. He just doesn’t miss!

Join us if you want to test your tossing skills against the best of the best. Who knows, you might even become the next tossHe just doesn’t miss champion! Just be prepared for some epic battles and crazy tosses that will leave you in awe. See you on the server, and remember: don’t blink or you might miss the toss of a lifetime!

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Cultural Emoji Minecraft Server

Body language, Communication, cross-cultural communication, Cultural, Cultural awareness, cultural context, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, culture, emoji, emotions, facial communication, facial cues, facial expression, facial expressions in different cultures, facial gestures, facial reactions, facial recognition, Interpretation, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, Server, social cues

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs while juggling TNT, or compete in epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing villagers who throw the most epic block parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

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SorryNotSorryCraft

Apology, communication breakdown, dominant personalities, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Values, Father’s Day, generational differences, health issues, heart attack, hurt feelings, in-laws, misunderstandings, no call no show, parenting, Peacekeepers, Resentment, SorryNotSorryCraft, surgery

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, passive-aggressive messages, and heart attacks (not in-game, hopefully).

Our server is perfect for those who love a good old-fashioned family drama mixed with a side of Minecraft adventures. Will your son apologize before the next creeper blows up your base? Will your daughter-in-law finally understand the importance of family time over her father’s plans? Find out on our server!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart (literally, considering the heart attack incident). Join now and witness the most intense family dynamics you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who needs PvP battles when you have family members fighting over who should apologize first? Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and blocky fun!

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FictiFriendz

Best Friend, book character, Companionship, dream, FANTASY, favorite character, FictiFriendz, fictional character, fictional friendship, fictional world, friendship, Hero, ideal friend, imaginary companion, imaginary friend, imagination, make believe, movie character, Role Model, storybook character

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and need a buddy to help you slay creepers and build epic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have any fictional character as your best friend! Imagine building a castle with Batman or going on mining adventures with SpongeBob SquarePants. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild!

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